Douchin'

To douche

Carry was douchin' all night.

by Dingleberrry May 24, 2009

Douchicane

An individual who is a douchebag far beyond the conventional meaning. To the extent that his/her. personality resembles a swirling vortex of douche. Often arrogant and/or oblivious their effect on others, douchicanes often launch into self-righteous tirades that can be classified by "Category" much like a hurricane. Douchicanes are often despised individuals who cause trouble and never take blame for it. They also delight in finding fault in others. Any given social group can only take one douchicane at a time without imploding on itself. Like a hurricane, precautions include rapid evacuation from the area and the creative use of hammer, nails, and plywood.

1. Wow, that Park Ranger is really being a douchicane!

2. Oh Lord, the douchicane is drunk, looks like he's going to go CAT 4.

3. I can't believe that guy let his dog puke on my rug; what a douchicane.

by ColoradoCrotalus January 18, 2010

douching

process of rinsing out the rectum to make sure that there is no left over shit remaining in the bowel.

squirting water up bum to clean prior to anal sex

by doug December 16, 2003

douching

1.To clear out the rectom from a high position.
2.The act of having anal sex with a girl after someone else has done her in the same place.
3.Verb; acting douchtacular.

3. Chrissy is douching on everyone or Chrissy is so douching herself.

by Tron Jackson, Preston Wescot, Nigal Marryweather, Orville Hilten, T South, Ian September 25, 2005

douching it up

To become excessively annoying, boistrous, or unbecoming of a normal human being, esp. in the presence of a peer group.

Bob: Man, look at Jim over there!
Mark: I know, he's totally douching it up!
Bob: Let us proceed to beat him an inch from life for such unacceptable behavior.
Mark: Indeed.

by Chenzo23 September 13, 2006

Str8 Douchin'

Seizing the moment to be an asshole. Seizing the moment to become arrogant, to not giving a fuck. It is the power of Douche to the 2nd power. Unlike Douche, this is done intentionally.

Ex.1
guy1: you see this guy wearing his hawaiian shirt on and popped collar?
guy2: I know! he's Str8 Douchin'!!

Ex.2
guy1:George, man..why do you got to be Str8 Douchin'!?
guy2: whaaat?!.. I can't wear my shades inside this mothafuckin bar!?...Sheeeit!!

Ex.3
george: hey tony what are you wearing for tonight?
tony: i'm going to put my Purple Cobra shirt on and swimming trunks, Im bout to be a mawfuckin' PIMP in this club!!

Str8 Douchin' Quotes:

1. Hey Girl, you look good!!....BUT YOU WANT TO LOOK BETTER?.. PUT MY SHIRT ON..

2. OH YOU TOUGHT I WAS HITTING YOU!? *LAUGHS*..I WAS JUST BEING POLITE!!

3. was this before or after you sucked his dick!?

by LunaticGuy October 11, 2011

douchiary

do deal with douches

"going to the post office is a douchiary"

by ian Templar February 19, 2009