douchewibbler

a douchebag to the second level.

"Dude, that guy's a douchebag."
"No, he worse. He's a douchewibbler."

by bapped January 29, 2009

douchepickle

A seemingly helpful and congenial person who has little trouble destroying your life. Unlike the typical douche, this variant is hidden behind a fresh and crispy exterior, but is soon revealed to be rotten, with a filthy center that eats you from the inside.

Douchpickle says: "We think you would be perfect for this job and just a great fit for our culture"

Douchepickle means: "I will work to ensure you have not a shred of self-respect left at the end of this interview process"

by mamamele November 21, 2009

douchedick

A male who always tries to be better that another male in every way. Also a guy who blocks your cock so he can try only to fail in the end.

Hot girl "Hey adam i love your shirt"
adam "thanks, can i get your number"
Douchedick "I taught him how to wear shirts like that, talk to me instead"
adam "fuckin douchedick"

by EdgarMayneeeeeeee January 30, 2008

doucherocket

douche douchebag: A rocket propelled douchebag. A douche with an extra kick. Douchebag alternative.

"Johnny is such a flaming doucherocket"

by Alexandra Cannon January 26, 2005

douchefuck

an absolute, total douchebag but to the next degree

Hey u fuckin douchefuck

by Jason109825 August 4, 2006

Douchecockington the Third

The Act of being a douche and a capitalist at the same time.

"Jordan was such a Douchecockington the Third last night I thought he bought out Microsoft last night."

by roflwaffle08 December 9, 2008

douchesicle

douche bag on a popsicle stick
comes in many flavors including new car, evergreen, and cherry

hey hand me a douchesicle
or
man, you are such a douchesicle, i hate you

by Melanie Anderson October 1, 2007