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doucheka

Derived from the dutch word for shower douche.

Used to describe a foriegner with broken english and/or a heavy accent that reaks of some foul oder due to lack of showering or too much showering in some filthy, nasty vaginal excreets that have been douched out.
You fuck'n douchka

Go back to your country...fucking douchkas!

Somebody shit all over me, i smell like a douchka
by mishta April 17, 2004
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Douchey Gesture

1. An action / gesture that would lead someone to think that you are a complete douchebag.

2. A move that makes you go back and say to yourself, shit.
Guy 1: I just slept with your ex, not like you made it out to be.

Guy 2: That was a douchey gesture on your part.
by Datson February 23, 2009
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Douchekateer

Someone who acts like a complete and total idiot over any social forum.
Tempakuron is a total douchekateer.
by Ramaramaize December 23, 2011
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douchey

1. charicteristic traits of a douchbag's attire or life.

2. describes actions that would lead someone to think that you are a douchebag.
Ex:
1. Jim, I hate to be the one to break it to ya..... but that shirt is just douchey!

1a. Honestly Jerry, everybody agrees that your hair cut is quite douchey.

2. Look at the way Bob runs, fuckin' douchey!
by Pimp Master Nick October 31, 2006
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douchery

N. - An act of douche-like quality; a place where the art of douchery is practiced.

Alternate spelling: doucherie (archaic)
"I'm sick of working at this douchery."

"When you turned on me in that meeting - that was some serious douchery."

"Forsooth, latent asshole, thou hast wandered oft through the land of doucherie, where politician weaves his tale and pigeon doth shit on thy head."
- Lord Elbenworth
by Lord Cyrinald November 29, 2007
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Douchey McDouchester

This is the king of all douche bags. A perfect waste of space and human life. They can often be seen driving a Honda Civic(Toyota Corolla, Tercel, etc.) with an annoyingly loud muffler on the back. This person usually will talk a lot of shit, be very skinny, white (whilst wishing he were black or Latino), wear very baggy clothing, and try to talk like a gangster. This term can be used universally by all to example anyone who exhibits douche-like qualities.
Nick Carter's little brother should be named Douchey McDouchester as he exhibits all of the qualities listed above. This is also a derivation of Douchey McDouchems.
by C. Dub November 7, 2006
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douchekittery

To take part in an act seen as lame or stupid.
"That's too much douchekittery for me."
by LauraBo May 15, 2009
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