N. - An act of douche-like quality; a place where the art of douchery is practiced.
Alternate spelling: doucherie (archaic)
"I'm sick of working at this douchery."
"When you turned on me in that meeting - that was some serious douchery."
"Forsooth, latent asshole, thou hast wandered oft through the land of doucherie, where politician weaves his tale and pigeon doth shit on thy head."
- Lord Elbenworth