Doomer

A more enlightened update of the incel. Where the incel is chronically alone, and projects his hatred onto women, the doomer has accepted his equally alone fate without resentment. Instead of bitching he listens to Radiohead on evening walks.

Usually in his 20s, the doomer is typically unemployed or doing a dead-end job, tormented by unrequited love, and alienated from most of the population; and this sense of personal aimlessness and despair seeps into his views on the world in general. So he lives in constant despair for humanity's future, with the prospect of ecological catastrophes and economic downturns tormenting his mind. To dull his sense of Weltschmerz he smokes, or drinks, takes drugs. But nothing can quite take away the dread that the doomer constantly feels towards the future. Hence his name.

He is the inheritor of a long tradition of being jaded with the world, and adopting this as a consistent worldview: he looks and nods at those that deny life: Hegesias of Cyrene, the Buddhists, Schopenhauer. But as a product of the modern world, he couldn't pretend that there is any ultimate spiritual redemption at the end. So he can only deny, deny, deny.

After she left him forever, he sat down, despondent and empty. But he mustered up the energy to put on his 90s playlist; and when the guitars from My Bloody Valentine's Loveless screeched their first note, he knew he was now a doomer.

by Lucian of Samosata March 11, 2019

mickey-dodger

a female who openly shies away from sex

"Jules says after 3 months she still hasn't slept with Peter, gosh she's such a mickey-dodger"

by MissNO April 6, 2010

Zooper Dooper

A long freeze at home icy-pole that comes in a range of awesome flavours, and are the best on a hot summers day. Fairy floss, cola, bubble gum, etc. Awesome!

Dude 1: What have you got there?
Dude 2: A Zooper Dooper
Dude 1: Can I have some?
Dude 2: Get your own, theres a massive packet in the freezer

by jpp88 November 6, 2009

cum dodger

A person, usually a porn actress, trying hard to avoid a facial cum shot.

Too bad she's a cum dodger.

by W August 4, 2004

Rick Dogger

A Rick Dogger is a man or woman who brings "redneckness" if you will to a whole new level. These individuals also like to chant RICK DOGGER! when they are with one another.

"Hey Daryl! did ya see that shot?"

"Hell ya i saw it! yeeeeehoooo, RICK DOOOOOGGER!"

"Omg Becky look at that guy with the rubber boots, cut of plaid shirt, and mullet! What a Rick Dogger."

by Babyface94 August 12, 2012

Doomer

A lack of faith in humanity, or people in general.

Giving up on all humans, or groups of people, for perceived slights or injustices committed by a few.

Lacking confidence in the future of humans because of an event, directly affecting their life or not, despite any positive response that happened.

Note: This is not limited to any particular political group, affiliation or generation.

Doomer: I just lost faith in humanity because someone hit a child walking down the street and just drove off. Nevermind the dozen people that stopped to check on them, and that called the police while doing everything they could to help the person in need. That one human who hit them makes everyone bad in my eyes.

Normal people: Ok doomer.

by Iegdesdages November 18, 2019

peeve dodger

throwing/hiding alchol to make the person look like they have drank it. This is gerenally down to that person being a part time drinker; Platty is know for this in newcastle

everyone is drinking, one person aka the peeve dodger will "walk" away and go and leave half a pint/bottle on a surronding table or bench making it look like they have drank it, they generally try to make sure they are out of sight whilst doing this

by annooomus August 4, 2008