Doorpump

A usesless indiviual. (as useless as the hydraulic mechanisms used to keep doors from closing quickly.

Your as useless as a doorpump.

by C-Bone November 7, 2003

florp e dorp

A Florp E. Dorp is a very specific type of idiot. The individual who embodies the qualities off florp and/or dorp is very skilled and talented at being florp, and even dorp if the time is right. This individual is not someone who is a douche bag, but one who deserves respect for being a true florp. One who creates a most ridiculous and florp worthy situation or generates dorp comments is one to behold. Don't be fooled though, this is not to be confused with a florpy dorp. Florpy dorps should be shunned like a dog infested with flees. When a florpy dorp is in question, the last thought is "WWJD"- instead the question becomes "WWJD", as in, what would Judas do...

"Man, Lids, Ian is being a serious Florp E Dorp today! Did you see him school that dorp???"

"That matchstick is a real florpy dorp..."

by Elephant Flower Pants February 3, 2017

Doorplay

A portmanteau of Door and Foreplay; The often feverish attempts to get a key inside a keyhole that are usually caused by poor lighting conditions.

Dude, cut it out with the doorplay and let me in, the pizza's getting cold!

by Ikaruwa January 26, 2010

dorp

to let a person, place, or thing loose from ones grasp while giving the appearance of being accidental, when in fact it is done intentionally in order to accomplish a goal that is not readily evidenced.
Present:dorp
Future: dorp
Past: darp

Law Enforcement: "Lets dorp this dimebag in the scumbag's trousers to sure up the conviciton"

Child Rearing: "I'll miss you too Johny, you know I hate to work out of town, now go dorp this lollypop in mommy's purse so you can bring me my balls for the week"

Sports: "Hey Avery, dorp your stick in front of Crosby and maybe he'll get hurt and we will have a chance"

by Johnson Petals April 27, 2008

Dorph

A disrespectful ass term for a short person or anyone 5'5 and under

Girl:"shut up ugly horse"
Guy:"ok fuckin dorph"

by b@db!tch06 January 5, 2020

DoorPlay

When you're banging a girl from behind (doggystyle) and you play with her asshole.

Dude, Christine completely loved it last night when I was banging her doggystyle and was playing with her asshole. She is totally digging doorplay now!

by Railin' October 3, 2008

dorphiners" or "dorphers

A person or congregation of folk who love to pray and "rock out" to the Bible. (derived from 'endorphin'- a hormone, secreted during feelings of comfort, that sedates the receptor which recieves the sensation of pain.;a.k.a.- a natural anesthetic)

-Those dophers keep trying to get me to go to their weekend gatherings.

~Yeah, I know. They annoy the fuck out of me, man.

by Leif J May 14, 2005