diver's block

When someone going off a diving board takes forever deciding what trick to do, often seeking advice from others.

A play on both writer's block and the diver's blocks used for racing.

Zach had a case of diver's block and held up the diving board line asking his friends for advice.

by Brule July 10, 2010

stewie diver

Nickname for the Australian $5 note. A stewie diver = a fiver

i was sitting in the front line of the strip club, i wanted a lappy (lap dance) but all i had was a stewie diver

by Howard C Bonapart January 19, 2010

Divershitty

The practice of requiring the admission of different, deficient or inadequately prepared people into any group to insure mediocrity so no one's feelings will be hurt because of the group's previous effectiveness.

The University's admission policies favor divershitty over achievement in order to make some of the virtue signaling Board of Trustees feel all warm and fuzzy over their smug tolerance of lesser beings.

by anonymous March 8, 2021

Diversity

This is the latest empty buzzword popular with lefties and feminists. It means lets get rid of the white guys first. Then we will get rid of the colored ones. We will replace them all with white women and, if any openings are left, with a few colored ones.

Everybody benefits when business promotes diversity.

by Drunvahlo January 15, 2015

Diversity

Diversity=Really rich white folk won't live here.

"The neighborhood is wonderful and so full of Diversity!"
Response, "So you mean the white people are leaving?"

by yup2 April 23, 2011

diversity

An old, old wooden ship that was used during the civil war era to deliver large supplies of puréed walnuts from the South to the North. The walnuts were used as a replacement for toilet paper, due to the wartime shortage. Despite the volitile relationship between the two countries at the time, the North figured that it was more important to have a clean ass than to place an embargo on the South's nut shipments. The South figured,"Hell, we need the money".

There have been complaints from the authorities about a lack of diversity in the News Room.

by Mr. Incredible January 12, 2005

Divegrass

What soccer/football should be called.

Yurop: Yo did you catch the Barcelona vs Real Madrid game today?

Amurrikun: You mean the game where players were diving everywhere to milk a penalty. They should call it divegrass.

by Real MADrid >Shaw May 19, 2011