Pit Diver

An ambitious law student so inquisitive that time spent in class no longer suffices. This student is the first person to ambush the professor during break or after class, unconcerned with the possibility the professor may also want a break. While other students contemplate a cup of coffee or are packing their bags, this student races to the professors side with some far flung question or comment on the day's lesson, seemingly in an attempt to impress the professor.

1L #1: Hey, I can't wait for this class to be over.

1L #2: Me neither, only a minute left.

61 SECONDS ELAPSE

1L #1: Wow, look at pit diver, he's already asked 3 questions.

by BLS_1_L April 1, 2011

donny diver

A male that is quick to shove his hand down into another persons danger zone during one of the first few meetings with them.

Jill: Why are you rubbing your crotch?
Sally: It's sore, Timmy is SUCH a donny diver!

by N-star and ray dogg January 8, 2008

muff diver

the act of making love to a womans love box with ones tongue

james was always muff diving on jo

by the guys February 16, 2004

numpty diver

A SCUBA diver, usually of Open Water equivalent, or less, certification. They leave their fuckin' gear strewn from one end of the charter boat to the other, enter the water without their mask, air off, still holding their fins, kick the shit out of the coral and anything else nearby, exhibit no bouyancy control, frantically signal OOA after 5 minutes, and generally gob off like they know everything.

"This is gonna be a tech diving trip. I got no time for fuckin' Numpty Divers..."

by Bellenda January 17, 2008

taco diver

slang for lesbian. one who likes the vag, typically ones that are floppy.

Dude, that Nicole Sprowell is totally a taco diver.

by Jonny Cortes December 23, 2008

Lonely Diver

To stick ones thumb/finger up their asshole for pure enjoyment, but to do it alone.

Guy 1: Man, work went by so slow today, i had to go on break and give myself a lonely diver to pass the time.

Guy 2: Thats fucking gross shit man.

Guy 1: I know!

by Loren Brocker August 14, 2006

clam diver

n. a derogatory synonymn for lesbian

She's a total clam diver, man. She loves to chow pussy.

by Big Dog March 28, 2003