Discount jooks

When a person receives sex from a prostitute at a discount/for free.

Boy one - `oi boys that brass didn't charge me for the third time I banged'

Boy two - 'sick bruv you got a discount jooks'

by Dinodanpayne November 5, 2019

2% discount

Giving an attractive woman a monetary discount or exceptional service, purely based on her : cleavage, high-beams or anything else that gets your blood pumping. Such sights would include thinking "MA-MA!" accompanied by sucking noise, or an extreme desire for a glass of milk.

I tried so hard to look her in the face while she talked...she gets the 2% discount...

by mjack777 April 10, 2011

New York discount

A dubious sales technique where an apparent reduction in an unrealistically elevated price is offered to the naive by fast-talking sales people. The method is practiced irrespective of the product, service, industry, local, or legality.

The sales manager was going to chew out the salesman for discounting the price so heavily until he realized that the customer had only been given a New York discount and the final price was still 10% higher than retail.

by hubbycap November 13, 2011

broke girl discount

A broke girl willing to perform sexual favors for a discount (mainly looking for a 100% discount/free)

"Wendy was looking to get the broke girl discount on a ride home yesterday"

by IAmRose January 28, 2014

Moshava Discount

The Moshava (pronounced Mah-Shah-vah) discount is a 10% discount offered to campers and staff of the Ennismore Moshava at the Peterborough Baskin Robbins. This discount usually amounts to about 14 cents. Usually this discount can only be received June- August but lucky Petes fans can sometimes get the discount after a game, provided they go early enough in the season when the BNR is still open after the game.

"I'd like a world class chocolate in a sugar cone. Oh and can I get the Moshava discount please?"
"That will be $2.31"

by Cat Scratch Fever December 12, 2009

Slut Discount

This is the discount available as a reward for staying faithful to a prostitute. If you frequently visit the same whore, you might be offered a "slut discount" for your loyalty. Very rare, but from time to time it does happen.

Simon: I've been seeing the same prostitute for about 3 months now and last night she said that because I was a regular client, and loyal, I deserved a "slut discount". I now only have to pay £20 for the full works, it used to be £30.
Lee: Thats brilliant, what are you going to do with the money you save?
Simon. Well, its my wife's birthday soon, so I might take her out for a nice meal.
Lee: Your such a romantic, she is lucky to have you.
Simon: Yeah, I know.

by Paul Fleming July 14, 2006

five finger discount

To Steal

"Dude! I got a five finger discount on those womens underwear!"

by Element March 23, 2003