Diccus Succus

The spell used to make people suck your penis

"I won't have sex with you, Harry!"
"Diccus Succus!"
Ginny then proceeded to give a very good blowjob

by Dildo MacDonald December 13, 2016

dicus

Dicus is used to express surprise or astonishment, usually when something unexpected happens. It has overtones of indifference and ennui and is generally used in spur-of-the-moment situations.

Dicus is generally used only by pros, as it was invented by a pro. Lately though, it has become quite mainstream.

'Dicus' may be complemented with 'cactus', its cousin word, which basically means the same as 'shit', but is more versatile.

Dicus is basically interchangeable with OMG or OMFG.

"Man.... I got fired."

"Dicus. That's Cactus."

by John Cactus September 6, 2005

Yummy Yeast Discs

The faggots way of saying pancake

"Hey stevie I just ate a full bowl of yummy yeast discs"

"You mean pancakes? "

by Knee-Lover August 11, 2018

Compact Discs

A data storage device that skips and scratches easily and its stored audio files sound like they are recorded in a tin can because of its low quality; recently replaced by the MP3 format and its playing devices

Compact Discs are obsolete.

by Tom Bomb December 28, 2005

discs_r_us

A man destined for great things.

God figure

by Anonymous September 1, 2003

discs_r_us

gay fella who roams forums selling his arse for a tenner a plop ....

hey big boy

by the dark one November 26, 2003

Discush

A deep and meaningful discussion between a group of friends, in which the members talk about there sex lives, family issues, feelings, etc. What is talked about in theses secret meetings, stays in them.

Person A: "Yeah, dude, I heard he got herpes."
Person B:"Well, thats what happens when you get blown by Angela."
Person A: "Gee, I sure do love a good old discush."

by NightHawkCommander June 28, 2013