dirtspeak

The unintelligable shit that is spoken south of the border. It is slowly infiltrating Texas and southern California and has already taken half of Arizona. Used in a similar way to moonspeak.

"What the hell is he speaking?" "It must be dirtspeak because we are close to the border."

by 4nd December 13, 2008

Dirtystryder

"A Dirty Stryder" is someone who tries so hard to be a troll that they end up making themselves synonymous with down syndrome.

"We would have gotten it done if this guy wasn't being a Dirtystryder"

by Supersexybobdole October 2, 2016

dirtsy

A dirty curtsy.
A woman's or girl's informal & overtly sexual greeting made by bending the knees with one foot in front of the other, while simultaneously discreetly revealing their undergarments or lack thereof.

"Ugh, I would love a nice dirtsy from her... she may be too classy tho"

by smokeywizard September 21, 2017

dirtyturtlesockfucker

when you put a whole bottle of lotion in your sock and start jacking off. when your about to cum you pull of the sock in a special way to make it inside out, wipe the remaining lotion from youre penis. then get a bucket of ice and stick youre dick in it. afterwards analfuck youre wrinkly old grandma till you cum on her dentures. wait an hour till you get a boner and tease a snapping turtle with it. then grab the little snapping turtle and shove youre dick into its little butthole and FUCK BOY FUCK. then when you cum the turtle shouldnt be able to stand the rushing cum and he will explode all over your dick with a spermy, bloody, turtley mess

aw fuck yeah i had the best dirtyturtlesockfucker yesterday

by motherfuckingrabbit April 12, 2011

Dirsty

Thirsty to get drunk.

Damn son, I be dirsty as shit. Lets hit up the crunk juice.

by crunkmaestro August 15, 2009

Dirtytuesday

Of the seven days of the week, Tuesday, otherwise known as Dirtytuesday or dt, is the day you can do anything dirty. If you're planning on hooking up with someone, do it on a Tuesday!!

Guy1: I just hooked up with this random girl!!

Guy2: Why?

Guy1: Why not?! It's Dirtytuesday!

by deldelbrig August 8, 2009

dirtsauce

Something that is above-average in quality. Can be used as a comparison to weaksauce which is the exact opposite of dirtsauce.

1. "Dude, I just spent $400,000 dollars on my new car."
"Yeah, I know. The interior is dirtsauce."

2. "I was playing Halo 3 last night and I got 25 headshots in a row. So I screamed dirtsauce and woke up my mom. Now I don't have xbox for a week."
"Weaksauce."

by Señor Fernandes September 1, 2009