Jamie Dimon

1). President, Chairman, and CEO of JP Morgan Chase, the biggest bank in the United States.

2). Also, the name of the biggest asshole in the universe, the devil's bastard son, a total douche.

3). A small, shriveled-up cock that can only get off when stimulated by the economic exploitation of others.

Don't be a Jamie Dimon; don't masturbate to the sight of families losing their homes.

Suck my Jamie Dimon.

by Nosefuckers Incorporated December 17, 2012

Paying Dimes

Constipation.

From the Latin, "Here I Sit Broken Hearted, Paid A Dime and Only Farted".

"Man, you'd think after the three bowls of chili I'd be able to lay some cable, but I was just paying dimes."

by Squapity August 19, 2013

The dimes

A slang term referring to the 2010s decade. Just like how the 1990s can be shortened to "the nineties", the 2010s can be shortened to "the dimes".

"Obama was president back in the dimes."
"I miss the rage comics of the early dimes."

by TypedGraph12 March 29, 2023

Louis Dimes

A rapper/singer from Ann Arbor, Michigan. Has 2 mixtapes out, titled "1st Things 1st" and "2nd Things 2nd", known in Michigan, parts of Texas, Oklahoma and California.

Have you heard Louis Dimes' mixtape "1st Things 1st" yet? Its hot!

by Kamau Minetee December 3, 2011

dimodicate

To screw up the English language continuously.

Joe constantly dimodicate's. He's not to bright.

by Mr.anonymousguy December 21, 2015

dimmsdale dimmadome

A place in the fictional land of Dimmsdale where Doug Dimmadome has all sorts of magic stuff

The name's Doug Dimmadome, owner of the Dimmsdale Dimmadome!

by Lord of Satan and Darkness May 16, 2016

Dimashified

Totally immersed in the music and performances of the Kazah singer, Dimash Kudaibergen.

My brother spends day and night listening to the music of Dimash and watching his video performances on youtube and is therefore 100 percent Dimashified.

by gdouglas March 17, 2021