A classic simp who tries to hide that he is in fact the major simp. This is done by calling other people simp constantly creating an anti simp stance. Only smart people know how to spot a delusional simp.
Walle is calling Benne out for simping when he is innocent and Walle is in fact simping 24/7. Walle is being a delusional simper.
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Me: You're incredibly delusional... If you could read you would realise Ron and Hermione have amazing amounts of sexual tension...
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by msweasley June 27, 2007
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a disease that predominantly affects people ages 18 onward who often frequent bars and make up stories in a false sense of grandeur to not be overshadowed by his friends and peers. people who suffer from delusional faggot syndrome (D.F.S.) often exhibit primitive behavior, such as recycling uninteresting stories, false claims of wealth, drastically lying about the weight of his sexual partner or just generally being a insecure doucher. although many scientists are debating it's origins, many believe people are born with, thus making it untreatable.
man 1: "damn tommy's delusional faggot syndrome is really getting out of hand, man"
man 2: "yeah he thinks his new camry is a ferrari."
gary says he is a professor at the bar when he gets a few drinks in him, but he's actually a 2nd grade teacher.
man 2: "yeah he thinks his new camry is a ferrari."
gary says he is a professor at the bar when he gets a few drinks in him, but he's actually a 2nd grade teacher.
by deez_nuts November 6, 2013
Get the delusional faggot syndrome mug.Someone who is not thinking clearly, or thinks something will happen that, in all likelyhood, will not.
by Brisko December 4, 2013
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1. Someone who believes only their way, and everyone else is wrong.
2. Someone who is obsessed or stuck on one false belief and ignorantly denies logic and reasoning.
3. A derogatory term that Atheists use to describe Christians and other religious people.
4. paranoid
1. Someone who believes only their way, and everyone else is wrong.
2. Someone who is obsessed or stuck on one false belief and ignorantly denies logic and reasoning.
3. A derogatory term that Atheists use to describe Christians and other religious people.
4. paranoid
by J.Wil888 February 4, 2009
Get the delusional mug.Used to describe someone attached to an idea which is either false, or has changed. An alternative to "living in the past."
1. James still thinks we live in a democracy. He's delusional.
2. Paul listens to the Bee Gees and drives a Trans Am. He's delusional on the 70s, man.
2. Paul listens to the Bee Gees and drives a Trans Am. He's delusional on the 70s, man.
by Col. Dr. May 4, 2006
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2) Roberto Martinez is delusional by saying "Over the last three years we (Everton) haven't invested any money." (23 Apr 2016)
The transfer records roughly show an outgoing of £82,630,000 and an incoming of £49,500,000 equating to a expenditure of over £30,000,000.
*Other commonly used words to describe him are "charlatan", "deranged", "arrogant", "stubborn", and "fullofshit".
2) Roberto Martinez is delusional by saying "Over the last three years we (Everton) haven't invested any money." (23 Apr 2016)
The transfer records roughly show an outgoing of £82,630,000 and an incoming of £49,500,000 equating to a expenditure of over £30,000,000.
*Other commonly used words to describe him are "charlatan", "deranged", "arrogant", "stubborn", and "fullofshit".
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