by financialjoo February 13, 2012
Get the Dildo Of The Day mug.1970s slang for a super idiot where dildo means idiot but the person referred to is more than a run of the mill example. Heard around UMIST in Manchester.
by The Fat Welshman February 8, 2021
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When you are having the average ol' day, and then the dildos strike in several questionable areas. Is known to trigger PTSD for the few who have experienced it. It is no joking matter.
Grandson: Hey pops, I hope you get better soon, after that incident you haven't been the same... Hey, can ya tell me about Dildo Disaster Tuesday? You mentioned it at some point and never told me anything about it.
Grandfather: No son, its Dildo DisASSter Tuesday. It was one of the worst days of my life, they came out of nowhere, they surrounded the house, and there were hundreds of them! I was just trying to sleep in the ol' bed and I was woken up by screaming, and out the window I saw it, people running away from flying dildos that had became sentient, and a giant one even walked! The giant one ran towards the door and broke it down, I even got out my shotgun, but it was too late, it got in, it smacked me and my wife, and soon enough son... we were fucked, and it was painful as Hell.
Nurse: He's acting crazy again! We need to sedate him!
Grandfather: No son, its Dildo DisASSter Tuesday. It was one of the worst days of my life, they came out of nowhere, they surrounded the house, and there were hundreds of them! I was just trying to sleep in the ol' bed and I was woken up by screaming, and out the window I saw it, people running away from flying dildos that had became sentient, and a giant one even walked! The giant one ran towards the door and broke it down, I even got out my shotgun, but it was too late, it got in, it smacked me and my wife, and soon enough son... we were fucked, and it was painful as Hell.
Nurse: He's acting crazy again! We need to sedate him!
by ThatDudeTwentyTwo October 12, 2021
Get the Dildo Disasster Tuesday mug.To behave naturally or in a relaxed fashion in an area that is not meant for you or your behavior, similar to fish out of water
by Rogersbae September 20, 2025
Get the Laying like a dildo in the grass mug.Instead of a dildo, his wife has a dildont. She turns it on and then tells it, "don't even bother, you're repulsive", and puts it right back into its velvet sleeve.
by DelCo_Brian June 9, 2018
Get the Dildont mug.1. Complete, total and utterly humiliating failure.
2. To be at rock bottom, in the most embarrassing and potentially absurd way possible. Your life has never been worse.
2. To be at rock bottom, in the most embarrassing and potentially absurd way possible. Your life has never been worse.
Man, did you see how sad Rudy's speech was last night? He's really between the dildo store and the crematorium now.
by lord troublebubble November 11, 2020
Get the between the dildo store and the crematorium mug.Meaning if you really really really want, you could shove anything up your rectum or vagina. If you're horny enough, you can (and will) use anything as a masturbatory tool.
You were masturbating with a pizza? How is that even possible???
- Anything's a dildo if you try hard enough!
- Anything's a dildo if you try hard enough!
by Desmond G. April 13, 2014
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