Dildo chucks

Two dildos strung together so they may be wielded like a weapon.

If anyone tries to rape me, I'll beat their ass with my dildo chucks.

by nastynick69 October 31, 2009

double sided dildo blocking

The action of preventing two lesbians from hooking up; the equivalent of cock blocking for lesbians.

Stop double sided dildo blocking! I want you to go home so I can have sex with my girlfriend.

by whatsupimphil January 7, 2009

Dragon dildo

A dragon dildo is a dildo resembling a dragon's penis.

I just ordered a bunch of dragon dildos.

by Kelvin the Ice Dragon December 13, 2014

cocaine or dildo

Cocaine or Dildo is a game where you choose either or. But the person giving you the option can choose the amount or what ever object used as a dildo.

P1: Bro cocaine or dildo?
P2: Fuck!.... I guess dildo...
P1: Here. Shove this spoon in your ass..
P2: Bro fuck that! Cocaine.
P1: 8 ball up the nose it is!
P2: I aint trying to die wtf.
P1: Fine just dildo the remote down your throat.
P2: ....fuck alright.

by OpalLucy17 May 10, 2018

anime dragon dildo

The act of dressing up as your favorite anime character and ramming a dragon dildo into your anus while screaming "HAIL HYDRA"

Guy: I heard my neighbor anime dragon dildoing last night

Girl: Man that sounds hot

by AnimeDragonDildoReviewer February 17, 2017

dildo

The giant gummy worm inside your mothers sock drawer

Person 1 - "Hey Guys, I found a Giant Gummy Worm in mommy's drawer."
Person2 - "Dude... You should totally bring it to school."

Dildo - A plastic tube used for intense pleasure

“When it comes to sex: some men treat women as objects; some women treat objects as men.”

― Mokokoma Mokhonoana

by SaoGamingGT March 1, 2017

Kate Upton's dildo

An exclamation used when something is fucking awesome!

*scratches off lottery ticket
"KATE UPTON'S DILDO! I WON THE LOTTERY. FUCK YOU, BITCHES! I'M OUT OF THIS SHITHOLE! I QUIT!"

by deycallmebigdick March 8, 2014