Mutually Assured Distraction

The practice of distracting others in a manner assuring that neither party gets any work done.

We were both working on our papers but then she started chatting with me on Facebook and it was mutually assured distraction after that.

by Big South February 22, 2010

weapons of mass distraction

A well-endowed woman's breasts, especially when showing cleavage, that is used to distract males from their day-to-day tasks.

"Whoa man, look at those fine WMDs!"
.. 5 minutes later ...
"So what exactly did I come here to do?"

by wackomenace August 28, 2004

distracted driving

Diverted attention while operating a motor vehicle which can lead to accidents. Causes may include use of an electronic device or smartphone, eating or drinking, or active children inside a moving automobile.

Reporter: "Distracted driving has become a major safety issue on our roads and freeways."

by yes juanito yes August 8, 2014

distraction condoms

When you buy a pack of condoms on purpose to distract the cashier from the other products you are purchasing.

I need to buy some red thongs and rope.
Dude the cashier is going to think you're weird.
It's okay man, I'll buy some distraction condoms so she won't think about the other things I'm buying.

by hoboX10 May 24, 2011

Dietarian

Rarely used term that identifies an individual who adheres a specific/particular diet pattern.

Not to be confused with a dieter which is the same thing as a slimmer ; someone who is currently dieting in attempts to slim down/get leaner.

Every gluten-free dietarian I’ve met is just doing it to follow trends.

Who’s more annoying & obnoxious; keto dietarians or vegan dietarians?

by IbreathAir February 17, 2021

Distrack

One who makes a song to make fun of other people

Ricegum let's drop a distrack

by Naiyar_o65 July 31, 2016

Distraction Halo

1. Two (or three or four) teams of two (usually consisting of a guy and a girl but can be guy-guy or girl-girl) play Halo matchmaking Slayer. The team that is winning has one member (the one who is playing) receiving oral. When that player starts losing the oral stops and the new winner gets oral from their partner.
2. A Sex Game

"We played distraction halo last night and I won in multiple ways. ;)"

by CreatorofDistractionHaloDuck April 14, 2009