Dicktracted

the act of being extremely distracted by your hornyness. Thinking too much of dick to focus on anything else.

You listening?

No, sorry I'm totally dicktracted right now...

by nanipoo October 4, 2010

distracted approval

When you ask your distracted manager (interrupted by skype, email, cell phone call, etc) half-heartedly approves your request in order to make you go away.

When I talked to Sylvia this morning, I got a distracted approval to go ahead with the plans. But I better remind her about it.

by textwoman May 20, 2011

Dicktracted

Being distracted by a male. A term typically used by a female.

"Hey girl, haven't seen you in awhile,
How have you been?!"

"Yea, sorry. David has me dicktracted."

by Margadorn June 30, 2017

distractery

Distracting someone from something you might have said or done (usually something embarrassing) by using flattery.

Jim: Hey mate. Long time no see. Nice new hair style!
Charlie: Thanks but it's a wig. I have alopecia. It started a few weeks ago...
Jim: Oh. Uh... You're looking slender these days! Have you been working out?
Charlie: No, the Doctor thinks it's a wasting disease, but I'm waiting for test results.
Jim: Err. Well. You've got a very pretty mou--
Charlie: --STOP WITH THE DISTRACTERY ALREADY!

by movingparts November 28, 2012

dickstracted

The inability to concentrate or focus due to being in the proximity of good dick.

Amy was completely dickstracted from her homework while Jason was in the shower.

by Bobhope808 December 13, 2020

Dickstracted

When the male genitalia and the sex connected is so good everything happening in life is forgotten.

e.g. : ,, Damn Jasmin, I been si dickstracted that I forgot to pick up my kids!"

by #1#1 January 22, 2021

discracted

Being sidecracked due to smoking fire

I didn't notice the sofa was on fire cause I was discracted!

by BIGNUTBUST February 18, 2021