Juvenile Detention Facility

Where most niggas spend their academic years

Jamal spent 8 years in the juvenile detention facility.He did his post-grad work at San Quentin.

by wolfbait51 October 14, 2011

Detention Whore

Someone who misbehaves in class just so they can get a little individual attention after school, perhaps because they have a crush on a particular teacher, or maybe for other reasons.

You: "There goes Joe again. That's the third time this week that Miss Doubledee has made him stay after school."
Me: "Yeah, he's such a detention whore!"

by DoomShadow September 18, 2010

Gym Detention

You recieve these when you do your gym homework with sarcastic answers. Or by beating the teacher in ping pong.

Guy 1: Dude I got Gym detention today!
Guy 2: What'd you do?
Guy 1:I but Jim douglass as an answer for how to govern a serve. And then drew boobs.

by Blackflame619 March 25, 2009

urban dictation

When you have your secretary honey type in all of your urban dictionary entries for you.

Urban Dick: Come on honey, you're a secretary, you type way faster than me. I just hunt and peck. Please do some urban dictation for me.

Urban Dictationer: Okay, okay! Gaahhhd!

by Urban Dixie May 31, 2006

detention seeker

Literally someone who seeks detentions - they, poor sexually-deprived kiddies, do 'bad' stuff in class as to obtain attention, and in turn get a detention.
They often think this makes them rebellious or hard.

Andrew called the teacher Fluffy again. He's such a detention seeker.

by Marc Rohde August 23, 2006

detention

The worst thing to come out of America's education system. A waste of a perfectly good hour where your basic rights to go places is taken away for an hour. Also prevents socializing if you live in Bronxville where almost every detention is at lunch

Garcia: Lindsay is such a stupid whore
Teacher:Don't say that! Go to Mr.name edited out to protect the man's privacy!

Mr.not saying his name you stalkers who want to email him:Alright, you have a lunch and after school detention
Garcia: Damn it

by namesdontmatteratall July 23, 2017

dutention

A twitter user by the name of @dutention is a stan dedicated to Melanie Martinez. He also hates the song "Gingerbread man" which means he is tasteless.

"What?? you hate that song? ur such a dutention"

"You made a hit tweet? dutention tease"

by afterschool33 May 28, 2020