dickwad

A wad of seminal fluid that dangles from the penis.

Damn dude... Caleb look's like such a dickwad!

by Frogg August 24, 2004

dickwad

When you cum for many months in a single jar, adding load by load of jizz and just letting it accumulate. then you bake it till its hard as a rock. you break the jar and have a mountain of dried seamen and sculpt it into a huge erect cock.

I need to find an exceptional dickwad.

You are the hugest dickwad I have ever seen.

by hunniebunz July 19, 2006

dickwad

An increasingly popular appellation for the Prez.

Our Prez was supposed to be all about hope and change, but he's an even bigger dickwad than "W".

by Vincero1 June 14, 2013

dickwad

A pure and worthless idiot who simply can't be reasoned by any possible mean.

Tony is such a dickwad, cause he can't never understand what I'm saying to him, and he always act like he's still breast-feeded by his ugly mother.

by Paul Fougères January 15, 2007

dickwad

A two faced political bullshit artist

Hillary Clinton is a major dickwad

by Larry Fesue December 2, 2007

dickwad

An indescribable quality a male has, when you know you know.

julia-hey did you here josh this morning

me: yup hes a dickwad
teia- No he sounded ao cute please slide into my dms

me and julia: *shaking our heads*

julia- I mean sure you can have him if you like handmedowns

by Patatopatatoireland December 2, 2018

dickwad

By far the worst insult out there (or best depending on how you view it). A dickwad is an annoying prick who thinks they are superior to everyone, when really, they look like a stupid coward. Usually a dickwad has some unfair biased, and is racist and or sexist.

Person 1: Did you hear Tyler called May a whore because she didn't wanna go out with him?
Person 2: God, Tyler is such a fucking dickwad

by coolerchan December 8, 2020