after several rounds of penetration, Beth started to feel a few Dicktoms like phantom dick, shakey legs and dizziness
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Edgy lexicographer: *puts troll face as you insult english words with stupid definitions*
Edgy lexicographer: *puts troll face as you insult english words with stupid definitions*
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Friction between your dick and clothing, usually boxers or your pants. Caused when clothing rubs against the penis and causes chaffing and discomfort. Can usually lead to rashes, tenderness, and the inability to use it.
*Guy readjusts his privates*
Eric- Hey man, you got crabs or something?
Jay- Nah these boxers are a little tight and there is some dicktion.
Eric- Painful and embarrassing, but the most attention its' gotten from something other than your hand in a while
Jay- True dat
Eric- Hey man, you got crabs or something?
Jay- Nah these boxers are a little tight and there is some dicktion.
Eric- Painful and embarrassing, but the most attention its' gotten from something other than your hand in a while
Jay- True dat
by Dareallyrealboss July 25, 2011
Get the Dicktion mug.1. The appearance of breasts created by holding one's scrotum tightly against one's penis shaft, so that the testicles appear as the aforementioned breasts, with the head of the penis as the head of a tiny woman. Works best if the penis is both circumcised and shaved. However, a hairy penis and/or ballsack can give the hilarious impression of a busty gorilla.
2. An angry interjection used to express frustration.
3. An insult implying stupidity or annoyance.
2. An angry interjection used to express frustration.
3. An insult implying stupidity or annoyance.
1. Person 1: "Hey dude, check out these huge dicktits!"
Person 2: "You're a fag."
2. "Fucking dicktits! I hit my goddamn thumb with this hammer!"
3. "Stop being such a fucking dicktit, you goddamn assmunching cheesedick moron."
Person 2: "You're a fag."
2. "Fucking dicktits! I hit my goddamn thumb with this hammer!"
3. "Stop being such a fucking dicktit, you goddamn assmunching cheesedick moron."
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Chad: Dude, I'm gonna do some Urban Dicktionarying about John later because I am too much of a pussy to talk shit about him to his face.
Dakota: Only total Thunder Cunts do that... You dumbass.
Dakota: Only total Thunder Cunts do that... You dumbass.
by Dakota ftw February 21, 2010
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Get the Dicktion mug.1) A woman's vagina, most commonly referred to a more promiscuous individual that may have some sort of std.
2) The vagina of a white woman who normally only procreates with black men.
3) A dirty vagina
2) The vagina of a white woman who normally only procreates with black men.
3) A dirty vagina
1)
Steve: 'Dude, you hooked up with Becky?'
Dave: 'Yeah man, I should have never stuck it in that dicktoaster, it burns when I pee now'
2)-'Anything that comes out of Charlotte's dicktoaster is black and burnt'
3)-'That bitch has her dicktoaster set too hot, when I pulled out it was black as burnt toast'
Steve: 'Dude, you hooked up with Becky?'
Dave: 'Yeah man, I should have never stuck it in that dicktoaster, it burns when I pee now'
2)-'Anything that comes out of Charlotte's dicktoaster is black and burnt'
3)-'That bitch has her dicktoaster set too hot, when I pulled out it was black as burnt toast'
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