dicktatership

A barge with a numerous amount of male penises with an abundance of fresh cropped potatoes.......can also be a rule of tyranny as well.

i drove Martin's Dicktatership towards the dock, just to be stopped by those blasted Soviets......fuckin' dictatorship.

by Gingabreadman186 December 21, 2008

dickesteem

how a guy feels about his penis size, or lack there of.

last night i used every cliche in the book to bring up Dilan's dickesteem and he still didn't feel adequate after seeing the magnum wrapper behind my bed...

by manny_bee October 21, 2010

Secondhand Dicktasting

The act of making out with a girl who is having sex with someone else on the regular, so by the transitive property, you have tasted his dick

Jon: "Mike did you make out with your ex-girlfriend again?"

Mike: "Yeah, why?"

Jon: "You are secondhand dicktasting her new boyfriend, how do you feel about that?"

by Mike The LCB April 23, 2011

dickster

1. One who is very proficient at sex and frequently engages in sexual activity.

2. One who seeks to do the same.

3. Inherited ability or family trait for 1 and 2 above.

1. That's the third babe I've seen him with this week and chicks are constantly calling him,too. He must be a real dickster.

2. That dickster can't get any work done around here the way he's do'n everthing that moves.

3. He comes from a long line of dicksters.

by Linnie Bone August 24, 2006

dickbastard

A person who is widely known as both a dick and a bastard.

"Yeah I know, he's a complete dickbastard!"

by Lancelot56 January 20, 2010

dicktoaster

1) A woman's vagina, most commonly referred to a more promiscuous individual that may have some sort of std.



2) The vagina of a white woman who normally only procreates with black men.



3) A dirty vagina

1)
Steve: 'Dude, you hooked up with Becky?'
Dave: 'Yeah man, I should have never stuck it in that dicktoaster, it burns when I pee now'

2)-'Anything that comes out of Charlotte's dicktoaster is black and burnt'

3)-'That bitch has her dicktoaster set too hot, when I pulled out it was black as burnt toast'

by frostedspinimeats April 24, 2009

Dickstem

The smooth long shaft of a penis. Usually to be inserted into a moist vagina. Used to describe an irritating and profoundly annoying person. Synonyms include: Dickass, Dickrod, Dickbama.

"Mark is a dickstem, he raped my husband yesterday!"
"I love how a dickstem feels in my head."
"Oh Ron! I love your dickstem in my ass" -Hermione

by Panbu March 4, 2011