Dickshelf

A term, originating from the Hawaiian island of Kauai, used to describe an individual who is completely useless. Commonly used in reference to a person who wants to appear busy and is doing something of value, when in fact they are doing absolutely nothing but wasting time and oxygen.

I hate working with that guy, he never does shit, he's a total dickshelf.

by Small-balls Mike September 7, 2011

Dickslexic

When the dick so good it make her stutter and typo when she message you.

Man this girl's dickslexic bad af, can't understand what she saying.

by Slippery Slopes January 24, 2020

Palm dickies

A woman who works in the adult industry who has dicks in her hand all day

Me and john at the club , he tells me the girls are really into him and I replied they just working , damn palm dickies .

by B-QUBED February 7, 2020

dickiepedia

A person who is able to provide authoritative convincing information on any subject matter they are questioned on.

Is that bird on that lake some sort of duck ?

No it is not, that bird is a moor hen, which is a specific type of waterfowl, not a duck.

Oh right, thanks Dickiepedia!

by s j c October 23, 2009

Dickie Mcfee

noun, a term used to desrcibe something extremely homosexual or contaning mass amounts of BULLSHIT.

Dickie Mcfee, sounds like that show on Bravo, what is it... crooked dick for the rectum ranger.

by Pieman and Company November 15, 2003

Dickie

A diminutive for:
- a guy named Dick
- a small penis

My penis is big!
yours is smaller!

and his is the smallest dickie of the all!

by Fukaface! December 31, 2011

dickie dido

The female genitalia.

The hair round her dickie dido hang down to her knees !

by Muffindamule October 1, 2006