Dicktamized

To be hypnotized by ones penis.

She became extremely clingy because she was dicktamized.

by Most horny July 6, 2021

Dickjaw

A dickhead that just cant shutup. Talks themselves up and is full of shit.

Someone tell that dick jaw to shutup.

He thinks hes cool but hes just a dickjaw

by Modern day arguer February 1, 2010

dickamonas

An STD in a woman who returns to the hospital, repeatedly with the same vaginal infection, because the dick she is having sex with has not been treated. (Related to Trichomonas which is the offending parasite)

After the woman had been re-infected repeatedly and had informed her "fiancee" each time that he needed to be treated, it was determined that she was suffering from dickamonas. A condition best treated by abstaining from sex with this partner until he has been treated.

by SASsy,RNC April 4, 2010

dickjacker

A very attractive yet slutty girl who loves sex.

"Hey you know Kayla right?"

"Yea, why, what about her?"
"She's a major dickjacker bro."

"Oh yea? How do you know?"

"She broke my bed over the weekend, no joke. And the other day Cody told me she messed around with a lot of guys.

"That's a shame. She Was hot."

by pseudobro August 29, 2011

Dickjacked

The act of another woman taking over a conversation you were having with an attractive male.

Example: Man, i so just got dickjacked. Dayum bitch took my man -_-

by SunnySmiles November 5, 2013

Dickamortis

Another term for morning wood. Rigor mortis of the dick, in the am.

I woke up this morning with raging dickamortis

by Cahscholar August 13, 2017

dickamortis

The stiff, cold, sore feeling you get in your dick the day after fucking a few too many chicks, or just having a bit too much fun with yourself.... Typically associated with losers who get no ass, or womanizers.

Girl: hey sexy wanna get it on?
Dude: i'm sorry, i would, but i had a bit too much fun with myself last night and i got a real bad case of dickamortis this morning
Girl: ha wow, loser.

by sexymcsexy February 8, 2010