Dicktimidated

When someone else is intimidated by the sheer size of ones dick.

Example 1:
Girlfriend: Why won't my ex stop texting me?
Boyfriend: Just send him a picture of my dick and he will leave you alone.

Girlfriend: NO! I can't do that he would kill himself.

Boyfriend: No, he will just be dicktimidated and leave you alone.

Example 2:
Female 1: So how was it with your date last night?
Female 2: GIIRLL! You have no idea. Like we got all the way to the bedroom and he was like massive! I got dicktimidated and had to leave.

by VagBlaster93 August 29, 2019

dickismaximus

(Dick-ee-us-max-ee-mus) When a man has a huge uncircumcised penis

uncircumcised hugedick smegma

Last night I took home this guy and he whipped out his dickismaximus.

by yYEEEEEEEETt December 31, 2019

Dicktim

When you act like a dick and then act like a victim about it.

That guy is a real dicktim today.

by Momma's over it August 24, 2022

dickatitus

Not being able to get a boner.

I think i have dickatitus, i've been watch porn for an hour and nothin!

by connor1414 January 28, 2009

Dickatized

When A Female Has True Affection After A Male/Female Who Doesnt Care. Verified By A GMS OlderHeads

That Girl Dickatized Kiddd

by GMS Justo March 7, 2021

Selective Dickism

Someone who gives dick or some fucc to one person and one person only.

"Man, Logan only gives Laura his dick! I think Logan has Selective Dickism."

by durdew June 12, 2017

Dicktim

When you are unexpectedly presented with a penis or dick in front of your face or your present person, you are now not a victim of being "dicked", but a dicktim.

Oh my GOD Jeff, what was the huge cock and balls in my locker you left for me? You son of a bitch, now I'm a dicktim!

by Rman3911 April 1, 2011