dickionary

that one guy that thinks he knows everything, but in fact, is just a huge dick

"that dude is such a dickionary!"

by Impossibear April 19, 2015

Urban Dicktionary

Where you go to look up which teenagers have big dicks and which have small ones.

The majority of definitions in the Urban Dicktionary are based upon teen penis envy.(both male and female)

by wolfbait51 May 11, 2011

dickarooni

a person who is a asshole, stupid, annoying, or just a dick . esp; people who draw dicks on peoples facebook wall and or desks.

"Dude, Zach, you're such a fucking dickarooni for putting dicks everywhere on desks in your science class!"

by DFrank June 19, 2009

Dickotine

When you put nicotine patches on your balls so when you cum your sperm is infused with nicotine so girls get addicted to sucking your dick.

Quinn: Hey man the dickotine’s been working, she keeps coming back for more.
Drake: Yooo! She’s hooked!

by TreeandZ September 19, 2019

dicktionary

when someone puts their dick into a book

john: OUCH!!!!! i just had a dicktionary!!!!

by lucasrulz May 14, 2010

dicktion

1. The choice and use of words and phrases in speech or writing by people who are mindless fad-following sheep, cast members of Reality TV shows (esp. Jersey Shore), or general assholes.

2. Pronouncing words and using phrases that are a mismatch with one's cultural background.

Alternate spelling: dickshun (often the result of dicktion is to be ostracized and shunned by co-workers, friends, and family members, which likely gave rise to this alternate spelling).

After Sam began imitating "the Situation's" dicktion, he lost all of his friends.

Tom, the whitest whitey there is, had embarrassing dicktion using phrases such as "wazzup in the hizzy my brizzies?" and pronouncing "didn't" as "di'in't"

Any time a white person says "for real"

by Rico2112 December 7, 2010

Dicktionary

This is the term given to any dictionary that is usually only read by assholes. Very popular in Congress.

Look, there's that Congressman reading the dicktionary again. He's always got his nose in that.

by LiberaceHudson October 10, 2017