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Rubbing Your Dick On Me

A response to somebody lying, invading your space, harrassing, or giving you a hard time while enjoying it.
"My teacher was really rubbing her dick on me about being tardy."

"Are you rubbing your dick on me? That sounds crazy!"

"Dude, you're really rubbing your dick on me right now, and I don't appreciate it."
by Kurt E Wagner June 19, 2008
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suck me dick u bitch

when ur fucking as high as fuck, and u want ur dick sucked by ur girlfriend
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Dick In Me Face

interjection

1. an americanized version of the British colloquial shit the bed often used in place of more common interjections(Shit, Damn it, Fuck, etc.)

2. used to express frustration, anger, and the feelings generally associated to one making a mistake or something going wrong.

3. a term used when you get slapped in the face by a proverbial phallus(Dick)
{when walking to the bathroom early in the morning a person stubs their toe}

person:Dick in me Face!

{You been having a bad day and someone gives you some more bad news(the straw that breaks the camels back)}

Person 1: Dude, you car just got towed!
Person 2: Dick In Me Face!
by Crim385 January 1, 2009
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OH SHIT! Me Dick's On Fire!

When you're on enough drugs to use this sentence.
McQuack: 'OH SHIT! Me Dick's On Fire!'
Megan: 'Get Lewis to blow it out ;)'
McQuack: '-_-
by TheDuckIsComing November 29, 2016
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SUCK ME DICK

Step son: "Mum come here"
Mum: "Yes?"
Step son "SUCK ME DICK"
Mum:"OK!"
by A dick sucker March 24, 2021
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mush at me dick

When u try to have sex with your girl but u have a floppy flaccid penis that just pushes against her vagina.
Man!!! U got dat mush at me dick!!!
by Van Nest February 1, 2020
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Don’t dick on me

Ron: You don’t know what you’re talking about, babe
Kat: Don’t dick on me
by stuartc1 July 25, 2021
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