Developer lunch

An extended lunch break as favored by software developers. Often runs to 3hrs and is typically followed by up to 2hrs of non-work related conversation, e.g. regarding favorite cheeses, upon finally returning to the office. Heartily ignored by management who would clamp down on any other department taking such a lax attitude to work.

Jojo has gone for a developer lunch at the KFC 5miles away so don't expect to get that critical bug fixed this afternoon.

by bigalboston December 23, 2013

developmentally challenged

Euphemism for retarded.

Stereotypical politically correct teacher : "He's not stupid, he's just developmentally challenged."

by cerobinam September 2, 2018

prayer driven development

When developers write code blindly not knowing if it will work.

I haven't written any tests #PrayerDrivenDevelopment

Micheal, stop practicing prayer driven development.

by throwaway1231231231231 October 9, 2016

Roblox Developer

A person who does not know what grass feels like because they have not stepped foot outside ever since they made a Roblox account, these people usually just sit on their asses all day coding some overrated half-assed piece of shit trend game that is dickriding off of the success of some original game. There are, however some good games by some good developers but that's rare depending on who you are, but most of them just either rip off real games or leech off of trend games so you're better off just buying a real game instead of paying 10,000 Robux for some shitty pet in adopt me or something.

"Hey baby wanna hang out later?"
"You seem like a very good guy, yeah."
"Thanks, I'm also a Roblox Developer."
"Get the fuck away from me."

by gman gaming March 9, 2021

Devloper

A Programming Socks Enthusiast.

Spends so much time, masquerading as a person with some semblance of personality and charm, they spend no actual time developing or doing anything significant with their life.

Synonym: Failure.

He wrote it on his resume that he is a Devloper.

We turned him down on the spot.

by BenIsAHoe47 January 17, 2018

Arrested Developement

Possibly THE best show on television.

What show is even better than Degrassi? Arrested Developement.

by Caffine Overdose March 29, 2004

Development Opportunity

Basically a shit sandwich served up at your work by a senior manager, who calls it a 'development opportunity' to relieve their conscience as they should be performing this task themselves.

Manager - "I have a development opportunity for you, could you please do (insert mundane task here)?"
You - "Fuck!"

by It's a swan February 4, 2010