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human decanter

A man who uses a catheder to empty his bladder of all urine and replace it with wine. He then urinates the wine into guests glasses.
Last night we hired a human decanter, he was great at the beginning, but near the end of the night I wondered how much wine I was actually drinking.
human decanter by Nurse K February 10, 2008
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I have some relatives I'd like to visit. Shame they live in Desantistan.
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deante adam johnson known as the rapper summrs is not signed to anyone and got caught as a pedofhile 2 years ago on instagram live. His discord is .<3 1891 and has a mainly bape wearing fanbase
This nigga has the biggest dick whenever girls look at him they know he’s packin he will do you so right in the bed and will have you wanted to have sex with him every second of the day
Omg he’s so fine that’s a Devante for sure
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that nigga was a devante!!!
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dirty devante

An instance in which a male inadvertently reveals his micropenis to his friends.
"Ugh, he's just pulled a dirty devante"
"Why is it shrivelled?"
dirty devante by Mark_ransom998 September 4, 2021