defarture

1.) Occurs when a person releases a thunderous fart as another individual is departing the immediate vicinity of the farter.
2.) Also applies to situations where the farter departs from the vicinity of the victim after releasing his or her fumes.

As the business man exited the elevator, the dwarf like man he was riding with let out a deafening defarture that caused the business man to giggle with delight.

by Rowdy Yates November 3, 2004

defrag

Short for defragmentation. To understand what defragmentation means, you must first understand what fragmentation is. Fragmentation is when entire files are broken down into many pieces and spread across the hard drive. This can also happen regarding free space on the hard drive. Now, defragmentation is the action of collecting the various “fragments” of files and grouping them back together.

My PC was running slow, so I used Diskeeper defrag to speed it back up.

by AlecC September 25, 2006

defaecate

The method by which Government desseminates its political messages.

The Prime Minister proceeded to defaecate in front of the press conference.

by Luke Dawson April 30, 2004

John Default

When in a game, a paid skin is so overused that it is no longer a signifier of a baseline of skill. Usually this happens due to either a skin's immense popularity, or the skin being commonly offered compared to other options.

Comes from when The Reaper in Fortnite was used by a third of every lobby, leading to no indication of skill when spotted, analogous to seeing a default.

"You see that guy? He was dog water and was using the John Wick."

"Yea, he was a real John Default."

by Onandonandomnom November 28, 2022

deface

To remove a 'friendship' from facebook due to having either accidentily adding him/her as a friend or actually adding them and reconsidering later.

"Yeah, there was this guy in my network who added me. I thought he looked ok, but his updates were really cramping my news feed, so I had to deface him."

"I went on a date with a girl I met a week before and like the day after our date she changed her status to 'in a relationship.' I defaced her."

by Zennon January 6, 2008

defag

to remove gay oriented material from a computer or home
rearrange so that gay material is out of easy access

My straight friend wanted to use my computer so I had to defag any gay porn and gay links from my hard drive.

Before my family came over for the Holidays I defagged the entire house of porno including videos and magazines

by HOMOTHUG October 24, 2005

defactorce

NOUN: a defacto divorce. Coined to fill a gap in the lexicon where defacto couples had to use the term 'break-up', which did not imply the full weight of the word 'divorce', despite the experiences being almost entirely identical.

Now that Adam and I are going through a defactorce, we have to open separate bank accounts and decide who gets to keep which whitegoods, not to mention custody of the cat.

by cvsanders August 6, 2010