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defarture 

1.) Occurs when a person releases a thunderous fart as another individual is departing the immediate vicinity of the farter.
2.) Also applies to situations where the farter departs from the vicinity of the victim after releasing his or her fumes.
As the business man exited the elevator, the dwarf like man he was riding with let out a deafening defarture that caused the business man to giggle with delight.
defarture by Rowdy Yates November 3, 2004
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Defarture 

The conscious act of leaving a room full of people while farting. A specific type of crop dusting where the guilty party leaves the room and doesn't look back.
It's always unpleasant to arrive while someone else is defarting.

His defarture from our presence left a bad taste in my mouth.
Defarture by ChemiSPE February 4, 2014

Defarture Lounge 

A small room in the lower bowl that host farts and turds on the final leg of their gastronomic journey, recognisable by a distinctive gurgling sound emitted from the stomach area, accompanied by a very slight lowering of the subjects centre of gravity.
Dude1: Did you here that bubbling sound? I think I’ve received some new arrivals in my defarture lounge.

Dude2: Man! Time to make yourself comfy on the porcelain think tank me thinks, and quick!

Departure Lounge

A poo store just behind the sludge valve. Where little Chocolate Hostages sit awaiting their release.
I have a little Chocolate Hostage sat in teh departure lounge, better find a crap trap quick.

French Departure

French Departure: When you’re a dick and tell your friends you’re going to the bathroom or getting a drink, perhaps even offering them a refill, and just go to bed instead.
“Hey man, going to get a drink. Want anything? ” (proceeds to secretly go to bed, like a dick)

And this, my friends, is a French Departure
French Departure by CR 2023 February 26, 2023

Celebratory Departure Bowl 

The last bowl of marijuana (or any drugs to be places into a bowl and smoked) packed just before a person (or group of people) leaves someone's place of residence or other place where said drugs were being smoked. Usually as a last minute thought before the people leave.
Yinz want to smoke a celebratory departure bowl before you go?

Departure from gate two 

When you're in a rush to catch a flight at gate 37b but you need to make dash for the toilet.
"Honey, I know we may miss our flight, but please hold my luggage, it's the last call for a departure from gate two."
Departure from gate two by Guy Cbk November 9, 2012
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