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deez nuts

A joke, often in pun form, wherein a question will contain the sound "Deez" (these). The desired result is to get the victim to answer the question, allowing you to follow up with "Deez nuts!" Sometimes "in yo face!" is added at the end. The joke isn't funny in its' self, but it is when you can trick the same person multiple times.
"Have you ever seen deez?"
"These what?"
"Deez nuts!"

"Did you get the CDs?"
"What CDs?"
"See deez nuts in yo face!"
by GabbyW September 30, 2006
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on deezy

To have inventory or something readily available. Slang for "on deck". Originally made popular by California's urban youth.
John: Hey are you on deezy? Chris: Yup, how much do you need?

Remember that stuff you liked that was sold out? Well Im back on deezy so let me know when you want to order some more.
by losangelesforever October 4, 2014
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Robert Denegro

1. Black version of Robert Deniro.
2. Parody of Robert Deniro in GTA radio.
Man that Robert Denegro is so black and his acting sucks...
by shdwsclan July 12, 2009
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deneb

The brightest star in the constellation Cygnus, part of the Summer Triangle
Deneb is a star.
by FrostDeneb January 7, 2016
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bar deezy

Shooting the puck off the crossbar and down into the net in a game of hockey.
Last night I went bar deezy from the wing on the short side for a gee dub.
by tamank September 30, 2010
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uwu deez nuts owo

when someone says uwu deez nuts owo it means that they want to suck on deez nuts
James: uwu deez nuts owo
Jimmy: Dude, you want to suck on deez nuts?
by tori.s March 12, 2022
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bofa deez

A slang reference to one's own testicles. Bofa- meaning both of, and deez- meaning these. Yes, I just did break it down like that.
some random chick: Hey, what's touching my shoulder right now?
some dude: Bofa
the chick again: Bofa?
the dude: Bofa deez nuts... biotch!
by Jo Dizzle August 31, 2006
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