defecate

To void feces from the bowels. (In other words, to crap)

To become clear or free of.

"I guess you should know that sudden brain injury causes the victim to simultaneously urinate, defecate, and bite down."
-Andy Dufresne to Bogs about refusing to suck his cock-a-doodle. From Rita Hayworth and Shawshank Redemption.

by Cliff Dickens January 5, 2004

demeanor

Facial Expression, Looks

"Pretty Teeth With A Nice Demeanor "-Kevin Gates

by Jdianeee August 29, 2016

Defecaloesiophobia

the fear of painful bowels movements.

'i can't go to the bathroom! I just had thanksgiving dinner and i have Defecaloesiophobia!!!'

by sasha December 9, 2003

DeeCash

Verb - To kill an adult affiliate program that previously converted well.

RageCash made me $1,000's per month until it was DeeCashed.

by Hat0rade October 24, 2011

Demena

The romantic and/or friendship pairing of Selena Gomez and Demi Lovato, often confused by annoying twitter users with Delena. See also: Lovez

Random person: Did u c Demi & Selena's reunion picxx!? DELENA 4EV!

Me: It's Demena. With an M. When will you guys ever learn, seriously?

by Lolokayyouthinkthat May 2, 2011

self-defecating humor

The act of getting some cheap laughs by pooping one's pants.

Billy's lame jokes kept falling flat, so, desperate for a laugh, he decided to change course and try some self-defecating humor.

by Lord Nexus VI November 27, 2012

defecal

A defecal is a plumbing fixture used for collecting & then disposing of defecation (poop). It is a portmanteau of the words, "defecate" and, "urinal".

The defecal is a bit like a urinal -- only the defecal is used solely for taking a plop. If you piss into a defecal, it will require maintanence -- much as a urinal would if you drop a deuce into it.

Hey James, this defecal is fucked up; some true-blue total asshaberdasher must have pissed into it! Any idea where another one is cause I really have to leave a shit!

by Telephony November 22, 2016