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Dickmas

The 69th day of the year = MARCH 10th
(Unless event of leap year). Celebrated by: dildo appreciation, buying presents for the trouser snake & devoting an entire day to wrestling your weasle . Don't neglect to tickle your balls while you're at it... duh.
I got John a pocket pussy for Dickmas!

🎵🍆.I wish you a Merry Dickmas.🍆🎵
by Butt Sluts February 1, 2018
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Italian dickanolli

Where the boy sticks his Dick in a canolli shell full of whipped cream and gets the girl to suck it off for him
I want to an Italian dickanolli tonight
by Jiare March 21, 2017
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Dickmatized

When you are blind to the B.S. a man does because his penis/sex is good to you.
My homegirl is so dickmatized.
by A...WE August 20, 2008
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dickmatize

A situation where a woman will put up with a huge prick in order to ride (his huge prick).
She has been the same since he dickmatized her. Now all she does is chase the dick
by thegreatkhanhster December 28, 2010
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Dickmatized

When a girl can not concentrate on anything else because she is distracted with the DICK of her latest piece of ass. Her work is jeopardized, she's a sell out to her girlfriends, she picks up his shit including his kids or whatever. She will do whatever it takes for the DICK. Even if the dick isn't all that great, she doesn't know the difference because she is dickmatized.
Man. I haven't seen Christina in forever; she is totally dickmatized by that loser!
by Amie Lou May 2, 2006
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dickmonger

A person who is most appreciative of all things involving the sight, smell, feel, and outward taste of a man's dick. They take pleasuring this part of a man's body to a higher level. In other words, they are a dick loving, ball-breathing, spooge guzzling goo-gobbler.
After the game, the dudes in our locker room turn into total dickmongers.
by Happy Wolf December 6, 2006
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Dickpants McDaniels

The name someone acquires when they split their pants in the crotch area while going commando. Also known as DP McDaniels.
Did you see what happened to Jared when he got back back from lunch? He's a real Dickpants McDaniels!!
by DP McDaniels October 3, 2008
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