cyriak

a british animator/gif maker who is insane and a freak and could be compared to david firth. he is a genius and gives alot of people nightmares. there also popular all around the internet.

(GUY-ONE) "Have you seen cyriak's new animated gif's? "
(GUY-TWO) "Yeah dude I was mentally and physically sick"
(GUY-ONE) "same cyriak is one weird fuck"

by ant123456789 July 19, 2010

Cyrian

The best person in the world. Always there for others and warm. He loves to see other people happy. Cyrian is a synonym for "big smile", "kindness" and "endless goodness". He is lovely, charming, stunning and very sweet. When he has something in mind, he will do everything to achieve it without ever giving up, especially if it includes his relatives. He gives hope to other people, who easily become attached to his personality. You should thank God everyday for meeting such a perfect boy. He is love.

-Aren't you going to hurt your eyes without wearing sunglasses? Today's pretty bright...
-I'm Cyrian's friend. I'm used to brighter things.

by enamizu October 16, 2020

Couric

The standard unit measurement for mass weight of feces, as noted on the 2007 South Park episode "More Crap". The European Fecal Standards & Measurements Board in Zürich keeps track of the authenticity of its records. It is mentioned in the episode that "one Katie Couric is about two and a half pounds of excrement". The original record was set in 1960 at 7.5 Courics. It was revealed in October 2007 that the record excrement is in fact Bono of U2 fame, which had grown to 80 Courics. This explains why Bono seems so great, yet is still a piece of shit. That same day, American Randy Marsh set the new record at 100 Courics. The record still stands.

me: damn dude, i gotta take the biggest dump, but i think i'm gonna wait till the plane lands.

friend: oh yeah? how many courics do you think it weighs?

me: I hadn't shit all week, i must be constipated..i'm guessing about 6 and half Courics.

friend: fuck man! Don't you know you're not supposed to fly when on your turd trimester?

by Tom Mauer November 10, 2007

courier newed

If your professor doesn't have a font requirement and you can't think of anything else to write, change your font to courier new to add multiple pages to your papers.

Yo man, I said fuck it and courier newed that research paper.

by mpfl April 24, 2007

buy-curious

A person who is just looking around and may or may not be interested in buying something from a store.

As used on Arrested Development.

Store clerk: "Oh, look who's back... are you going to buy something this time, or are you just curious?"

Tobias: "Well, I guess you could say that I'm buy-curious!"

by Cagefight December 7, 2006

curious puppy

Tuck your dick between your legs get on all fours and get a blow job from behind

My wife gave me a curious puppy

by Mo Money 121 September 19, 2015

bro-curious

When two bros chill so hard they exceed a "bromance" however have not become complete "bromosexuals". This intermediate stage can appear extremely homosexual to someone observing the extreme bromance.

Liz: "Are Jimmy and Gordon gay?"

Danielle: "No."

Liz: "Then why do they act so gay together."

Danielle: "They must be bro-curious."

by brotron July 20, 2010