breaded veal cutlet 

When your having sex on the beach and your penis comes out, and then you stick it back in and her lips are covered in sand and when your all done, her vagina looks like breaded veal cutlets

"I heard Cliff was having se with Jane on the beach and it slipped out and he ended up giving her the breaded veal cutlet."

breaded veal cutlet by Le Zench April 25, 2009

cutlet 

Jewish word for vagina

Yes, you may touch my cutlet now

cutlet by Myron Shitlitz March 14, 2015

crumb cutlet

When you take a girl to the beach and either fuck her or recieve a blow job. Then after you are done ejaculating onto her face, you grab a handful of sand and throw it into her face. Then you proceed to run away screaming "cumb cutlet!"

That bitch was pissing me off so I gave her the crumb cutlet down at the beach and then left her there.

crumb cutlet by rhflip85 September 17, 2008

Chicken Cutlet Parmigiana

A subtle derivation of the original breaded cutlet, Chicken Cutlet Parmigiana is only possible during the heaviest part of the female menstruation cycle and after the subject has contracted a yeast infection.

After gently dipping the ‘cutlet’ in the ‘egg batter’, remove, and then roll in ‘bread crumbs’. Re-insert quickly and rub vigorously as to shed the bloody lining of the uterus while irritating the yeast infection to a froth of ‘cheese’. Viola, Chicken Cutlet Parmigiana!

Chip: "Even after going out with Cindy for two years, she still won't have sex with me during her period."

Dale: "Bummer."

Chip: "No worries, I'm gonna feed her a Chicken Cutlet Parmigiana down at Coney Island."

Dale: "High-Five!"

Chicken Cutlet Parmigiana by Morgan Slizzles November 23, 2006

chicken cutlet 

as the male is making sweet love to his woman on the beach he retracts the penis from the female and releases himself onto her face. then throws sand at the sperm which in turn makes her face resemble a chicken cutlet

"did u just cum on my face and then throw sand at it" sara

"hell yeah bitch, i chicken cutlet ur face!"

chicken cutlet by jimbo kelly December 13, 2007

chicken cutlet 

Usually a summertime move, while having sex on a beach, the man busts a nut on his girl's face then procedes to grab her by the back of the head and shove her face in the sand and "breading" it like a chicken cutlet.

Mike was pissed at his girl for fucking his brother so after fucking her one last time on the beach, he gave her a chicken cutlet.

chicken cutlet by Paulieg January 4, 2007

crumbed cutlet 

It is a sandy vagina

sex on the beach results in a crumbed cutlet

crumbed cutlet by Daniel P Amos May 27, 2008