cutty star

cut-ty. star.

When something is cute/hot/pretty/nice/funny/sex etc. pretty much anything positive. Originates from a cute person who is a star. also use cut, or cutty.

Kristen: Yo johnny is quite the sex.
Chelsea: Yes he is soooo cutty star.

Kristen: What a cut boy..:D
Chelsea: your braclet is sooo cutty star
Kristen: Thanks, i got it in sale.:P

Kristen: YO ...YOUR MOMS SOO FREAKING CUTTY STAR
Chelsea: Shut the fuck up man.

Kristen: That was cutty star
chelsea: THATS WHAT YOUR MOMMA SAID LAST NIGHT!

Chelsea: Annnnd thennnn he gave meee fllowersss
Kristen: AWWWWWWWWWW thats sooo cuttty.

by kristen chelsea June 29, 2006

Crusty Softener

The sexual act of licking a butt hole with hardened poop leftovers. Often staining the teeth or giving bad breath.

Guy 1: Yo how did last night go with your girl?

Guy 2: It was awesome she gave me a crusty softener, now i feel so clean and she definitely needs a new tooth brush.

by psycho_words March 15, 2011

Crusty Sandusky

The act of an older person having sex with a much younger person.

Just the act of having sex in a derogatory way

Your grandfather gave me a Crusty Sandusky.

by dons2014 November 12, 2011

crusty seagull

When you have sex on the beach, and the man gets sand into the woman's vagina and she goes 'AWKKHH!' like a seagull.

Me n Jeff had sex on the beach last night, and he gave me a crusty seagull, the wanker.

by redem17 September 25, 2013

crusty sideburns

When pieces of feces tangles in your ass hair and all the way down to your inner thigh hair.

Man, while cleaning his ass Dean diagnosed himself with Crusty Sideburns.

by O and A pest from AZ February 5, 2015

Crusty Snowman

To Ejaculate into a thin glass or tube, freeze over night and then use as a sex toy the next day.

Kate: "Hey can use this ice in my drink?"
Will: "Hell no!! That's my Crusty Snowman for later"

by Dillyboi February 13, 2019

crusty stomper

A member of the international crackhead militia. Crusty stompers have a tendency to be generally incoherent, overuse emojis online and possess the ability to smoke frankly impressive quantities of crack.
These crust-riddled specimens typically haunt raves, and give the party scene a bad name by causing property damage, sex crimes and fights.

"Yes Yes HaHa Crack is Literally Just A Drug Haters, Relax!!!!!!! Thoughts Are A Big Thing..."
"Oh, Christ... it's a crusty stomper... don't make eye contact or they'll try to make us one with the crust..."

by sixshots April 28, 2020