cuntwanker

Noun: A Cunt that clearly is also a wanker.

Wow Michael, you are such a cuntwanker. And you suck at golf.

by thehonkster June 11, 2009

cuntdate

update from a cunty person.

exasperated, Larry hung up the phone and groaned. his roommate, Karl, asked him what was wrong. "what's up bro?"

"Ugh, I just got a cuntdate from Cindy. she's been fucking Barry so we broke up."

by Uncle Joosie August 31, 2018

Cuntwater

1) Douche.
2) That which exhibits properties of douche or has douchelike tendencies.

Nice one cuntwater, try not to kill yourself next time.

by MuleyHimself April 18, 2008

cuntwatica

a GREAT word me and my mother came up with; used to describe someone being rude or obscene. or just to yell out for no apparent reason. DAMN i love my mother.

you fucking cuntwatica

by chelsea aka TINY October 11, 2008

Cuntcatcher

syn: Manslut

Def: A man who sleeps around, fucks anything with a pussy and has no standards. Pussy is pussy.

".. Jarod is being such a cuntcatcher recently, that's the 4th chick this night! .."

by Neologism Pro October 27, 2009

cuntwaggle

Used to describe a particuarly fat and bitchy woman screaming and making her fat taco sway back and forth

Alice, you fucking cuntwaggle, quit your bitching and make me a sandwich!!

by Doc Mar E Jane January 5, 2010

cuntathlon

When one deals with a series of cunts in a short period of time. eg. When purchasing a house.

Buying my first house has been like competing in a cuntathlon.

by First time Buyer February 12, 2014