Cuntwatulus

Noun: A pointless argument that escalates to one million other things.

My dangus parents always get into a cuntwatulus that ends up with everyone being deaf.

by Razorflame11 November 29, 2014

cuntwatulated

cuntwatulated: A generic term referring to vaginal ageing. The female genital area usually warms to it's purpose in the teen years as it officially becomes "pussy", in the late teens to mid twenties it is often referred to as a "puss", "quim" etc. From the early thirties on, words such as "bearded clam", "gash" and "twat" come into play. From the late forties into the mid fifties, often around the time of menopause, the female gential region goes through the change known as "cuntwatulation, and hence, becomes "cuntwatulated"

Mary was growing older, her desire for sex had dwindled since she had become cuntwatulated in her early fifties, but she still felt the need for sex every now and then. Fortunately this could be quickly forgotten by eating a pound of ice cream.

by Vinter April 22, 2008

cuntwatapus

1. The person to whom you must explain the information that they originally supplied.
2. The person that openly demonstrates the lack of qualifications for the position they currently occupy.

That cuntwatapus had me explain the receipt they sent to us!

You can tell that the attorney hired that cuntwatapus based solely on her looks.

by McClarenDesign October 25, 2017