punching the mayonnaise container

A term used to describe the means of female masturbation.

Ohh I was peeping on Megan again and caught her punching the mayonnaise container.

by DonkeyPecker November 3, 2020

Cuntain

For a woman to contain or hold back her cunty side.

This bitch is really getting on my nerves right now. I’m finding it hard to cuntain myself.

by mellie_mazz827 January 28, 2020

Centaine

who is a wonderful and handsome persson to have around.
always funny and a compltely silly.

but we all love her

Me:" Hey, do you know Centaine?"
Emmi:"No who is it?"
Me:"Literally the BEST perosn on earth!!!"

by somebody who likes hot actors October 18, 2022

Goldfish container

The bag/container that is almost impossible to open because when you open it, not all of the cardboard rips which causes there to be a thin layer of cardboard covering the hole. You will have to stab the cardboard layer and rip it open to be able to eat your delicious goldfish. After opening it, the goldfish still smile at you even though you are mad.

*Attempts to open the goldfish container like a milk carton*
Aw crap, the container did it again!
*Pulls out a giant knife from the knife holder and stabs the container 10 times*
Ugh, I hate these stupid containers!

by BigBoi Gaming January 28, 2020

Cuntiér

Being meaner than the other girls, the grandest bitch

You dont want a cuntiér bitch than you

by Runwilder December 20, 2010

cumtainer

a container that is stored with cum you can always use just in case you run out. It’s like having your very own sperm bank

damn so I heard you can’t have kids anymore.

Nah it’s fine I can always impregnate my wife with my cumtainer

by thatguy_755 March 2, 2021

cumtainer

It is said of the person swallowing a large amount of cum directly coming from a virile member so large and long (e.g. cocktimus prime) that the only alternative to not swallowing it would end up being suffocation.

Last night, at the office, I had to workplay so hard! When Jessica offered to help me I ended up using her as my cumtainer. She almost suffocated.

by LCFO December 9, 2021