Custoner

a person who regularly uses the same drug dealer for marijuana

Vinny smokes so much pot that he is a frequent custoner

by macnotpc July 24, 2011

cumboner

After a man has ejaculated, he is still erect and has a drip of semen attached to the tip of his penis.

"You know when you've just had sex, and you just walk around your room with a cumboner."

by gnarlyboots December 14, 2012

Cumtoon

Cumtoon

A spittoon-like canteen you keep on the side of your bed so you can bust a big load of cum in a girls mouth so she can just lean over after your done and spit it out

My girlfriend hates cum in her mouth or even on her body and refuses to swallow my cum, so I keep a cumtoon by my bed so she can spit that shit out and not throw up all ofer my dick. cumtoon

by CJIZZZLE NUMBA1STUNNA!!! August 26, 2013

Cumtober

The season of slpooging all over little children and old people in retirement homes. People also like to consume the sploog on the night of cumtober.

- I can't wait for cumtober so me and granny can have fun later

by Taslang August 30, 2022

cunton-mouth

the subsequent nasty sensation left lingering in one's mouth after performing cunnilingus (frankly I don't care whether it's experienced by male or female). counterpart: cockon-mouth.

Male 1: "Yeah so there I was balls deep and I thought, why not go down on her. Big mistake!"

Male 2: "Dead skunk?"

Male 1: "Totally, I almost puked. I must have brushed my tongue for 5 minuntes and still had cunton-mouth. And on top of that the bitch rolled over and went to sleep."

Male 2: "What a cunnilingrate!"

by position_x_force February 25, 2005

Cummon Sense

The basic thought when deciding whether to participate in some form of sex involving ejaculation.

D00d1:I think Sarah want to go down on me
D00d2: Use your Cummon Sense, that shits nasty

by rawryoumotherfucker June 12, 2009

culton

Someone with swag out of then Ying yang
is a certified badass motherfucker. Much better looking than you or any of your friends
unles they're name is culton
will bang your mom if given the chance.
also the ones Named Culton Ruey are the coolest and definitely not gay like the rest of you faggots. Fuck you.
ps. Will fornicate with your women

Culton is a cold blodded-panty bandit.

by not culton ruey November 28, 2013