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A lot of cum typically delivered on the face or in a jar.
"when she gives you the sploog ;0"

"when you get the sploog in your eye ;0"

"when you stick your wiener in the jar of sploog ;0"

"tfw you rub the sploog on your cookie ;0"
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by thesploogiestsplooger March 03, 2016
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Apr 22 Word of the Day
When you eat dirt for the first time and leave your family to build a shack in the woods
Bro since I got dirtpilled on Tuesday I have made sooo many worm friends and made them soo many little houses to get married in. Me? Lonely? No you’re the lonely one u lawn owning freak
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by ecogoth December 30, 2020
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