cumrag

Brawny Towel, dishcloth, crusty old sock, family pictures, unsuspecting poodle used to keep nut off the carpet

#1) My girlfriend knows she's just a cumrag and she's cool with it.
#2) My cumrag gives me money so's I stay home at night.
#3) I had to strangle that cumrag... she snorted all my meth.

by joe35205 June 22, 2006

Cuntagious

1. adj. When a cunt corrupts another innocent girl turning her into a cunt due to over exposure.

2. n. A disease infested cunt.

1. "Wow Amanda really has become a bitch after hanging out with sidney so much, sidney must be cuntagious."

2. "Man, you better hit up the clinic and get yo self check, I heard that bitch is cuntagious."

by Rasta pasta losta June 5, 2011

cuntageous

Female genitalia infected with a Sexually Transmitted Disease

Man, don't go near her with your dick, she's cuntageous.

by Billy The FIsh March 17, 2003

cuntage cheese

The white residue left on a pussy after running, workout, or a long day. similar to fromunda cheese, but for girls

I was going to go down on her, then i noticed the cuntage cheese and made a smart decision

by purpslyconfusd1369 March 15, 2010

cumrag

1) a piece of cloth used to wipe semen from one's belly, fingers, penis, partner or other body part or object following ejaculation;

2) an epithet slapped on someone who disgusts or irritates

1) Even a cumrag can't get jizz out of pubes!

2) You callin me a cumrag, bitch?

by Jack September 26, 2003

cumtash

to wipe ones juice cap across the top lip of the person who has just brought one to climax through oral sex, leavin a cumtash of execess semen.can be mistaken for a slug/snail trail.

haha.. im serious bruv, i bolted in her mouth and she did well to swallow , but i still could not resesit on givin her a good thick cumtash.. i laughed , she did not. we are no longer are together.. bitch

by Yesticles the crab fisherman September 9, 2006

Cumtastic

Something so amazing that it makes your penis produce sperm without ever going erect.

That movie was cumtastic!

by ...And Then I Stabbed Him August 14, 2009