cumfartpenisbuttpoop

when you cum and shit your pants at the same time

bro i was at work and used the washroom and i cumfartpenisbuttpoop so hard

by ridemelikeabike69 November 22, 2020

cumfartpenis

When a random fucking fag types three random "funny" words because they are "funny"

Guy 1: cumfartpenis hahaha
Guy 2: You are the definition of autism you fag

by A_little_trollage September 29, 2021

Cumtarded

When you are piped down so good that you go retarded from all the orgasms you’re having

Charles made me cum so hard,I was straight cumtarded

by Tatd_girl August 25, 2023

Cumfart

After a man passionately claps his receptive male partner’s cheeks without wearing condoms, the receptive male pushes out from his bumhole the cum of the man who fucked him raw and hard. Typically, the cum is mixed with the air that gets pumped into the bottom’s ass as a result the man thrusting his dick violently during the sex. It often ends with a beautiful ASMR sound effect.

Jack: I heard a loud sound that went like “spluuuuuurt!” from Pat’s bathroom last night. What was that?

Rob: Oh, that was Pat releasing a cumfart after I bareback fucked him hard during our hookup last night. I came so much in his ass.

by HornyTop25 January 1, 2025

cumtard

a chronic masturbater, usually addicted to masturbation (more severe version of wanker, gooner, etc.)

'that dude's such a cumtard bro'

by pseudonym6741 October 25, 2025

Cumtard

a fucking retard that smells like cum

shut the fuck up you fat cumtard

by nigger sex 4000 December 21, 2025

Columbian Cumfart

When i guy blows cocaine through a straw in a girls asshole, then gives her an anal creampie, waits for the girl to make a cumfart bubble and let it pop on your face to get high.

I got tired of just snorting lines off of strippers asses so I made her do a Columbian Cumfart! It was awesome but I think i have pink eye....

by Winterfart69 November 23, 2019