cumbrella

an item that a slut requires because he/she sleeps with so many men/women

bob: i saw jenny riding mr. green during passing time
jane: shoot. bitch need a cumbrella

by jonny. June 29, 2007

Cumbrainism

Such a perfect insult to throw at your opponent.
To where you can literally hear the cum swishing around in someones brain.

Sorry man, I don't fucking speak the tongue of cumbrain.

OMG! I bet she so practices cumbrainism! What a SLUT!

by Lmaonade.mmm.yummy February 24, 2020

Cumbrain

A person obsessed with sex to the point where it becomes a detriment to their abilities to socialize and think through problems. They typically act perverted and a threat to women.

Mike keeps flirting with every girl he meets like a fucking cumbrain. Call the cops

by ♥🗺☠ October 1, 2021

cumbrain

A person who is so strongly induced in porn they can't think, speak nor act normally. Their mind is completely gone and they only think about porn. This is similar to a coomer however they literally act like porn addicted zombies

Person 1: Bro look at that dude, he looks so good
Person 2: He is so hot i want him to violently fuck me

Person 2 walks up to the dude and takes a picture of his arse

Person 1: wtf you cumbrainer

by Editamio March 14, 2022

cumbreathing thunderfuck

When a girl gives you a blowjob, and you bust too big of a load, causing her to choke and cough. usually lots of swears will be used during this, like the swear god of Madagascar, Thunderfuck.

A mad hot blondie is blowin ya, and you cream a huge one, filling her throat. She gags, calls you lots of insults, and you smile, and reply "she's a cumbreathing thunderfuck" to the tune of "she's a very kinky girl"

by Bam Spazzy December 7, 2009

Cumbradster

A state of immense pleasure that derived from pain and suffering

I bet those kids are cumbradster-ing in their breeches right now.

by Epicninjagamer123 September 20, 2020

Cumbrella

Keeps cum out of your eyes

Do you have your cumbrella on?

by anonymous July 23, 2022