Cumberland

Cumberland is in northeastern Rhode Island, and is just a boring town. The Cumberland High School kids are from both north Cumberland and south. The teenagers love smoking pot but think cigs are nasty. They also love to drink alcohol and usually don't get caught. Once you live in cumberland you will probaly never leave. There's nothing good to do there except walk to Cumberland House Of Pizza or aka CHOPs after school or a Clipper football game. Once a Cumberland kid always a Cumberland kid.

Person 1: "What are we doing tonight?"
Person 2: "I don't know it's Cumberland there's nothing to do here!"
Person 1: We can go to that party after the football game, I heard there's a keg and lots of pot!"
Person 2: "Good idea, we will walk to CHOPs after, and meet up with all the football players.

by 321blankpagesarealoadedgun October 27, 2009

Cumberland Maryland

A small town in Western Maryland. Consists mainly of people 50 years or older. Two high schools in cumberland: Eastern side is Fort Hill and the western side is Allegany. Huge rivals in football. Most of the teenage population either smokes weed or crack. Some drop acid in their eyes and others inject heroine in their tear glands so they don't show any signs of tracks. Most kids believe they are part of a gang but in reality the gangs are shitty. They actually make Lil Wayne look "Gangsta".

If you like drugs and want to be a part of a wannabe crip or blood gang, move to cumberland maryland. if youre black we'd love to pay you to do nothing with your life.

by dudesheusedtobang February 12, 2010

Cumberbutt

The mystical buns of the horse-faced Benedict Cumberbatch. They were shown nude in a film, and there are now countless gifs of the elusive "cumberbutt"

"Hey Bri, you like that cumberbutt?"

- "yeah, it's cumbersexy"

by Martin Orangeman May 28, 2013

Cummerbund

When a male cums himself when a girl touches his lower body. Mostly near the inner thigh, leg area.

That girl made me cummerbund myself when her hand skitter across my leg.

I cummerbunded myself when that hot girl grabbed my thigh.

by Michael the big sexy May 11, 2019

Connah's Quay Cumberland Sausage

This is where a man uses his sausage to cum over another man's sausage. It is then taken around the town so that other villagers may taste it! This local delicacy and tradition is done quarterly and usually by those who have just started puberty.

Bob: Ooargh, you've got my sausage now give it to the Reverend and let him have the taste of the sperm
Ian: I love the Connah's Quay Cumberland Sausage

by 69MikeOxlong69 May 6, 2011

Cumberland sausage

1. A form of sausage that originated in the ancient county of Cumberland, England, now part of Cumbria. They are traditionally very long, and sold rolled in a flat, circular coil, but within western Cumbria they are more often served in long curved lengths. There is also a rip-off of the Cumberland sausage called the Cumbernauld sausage, which is popular in Cumbernauld. The Cumbernauld sausage also has a rip-off called the Condorrat Sausage.

2. A penis that is like a Cumberland sausage (long, curled up). Some women like penises this long, but others do not. When the guy gets a boner, his trousers usually fall down. If the guy puts breadcrumbs on his Cumberland sausage, it will instantly make the woman who sees it faint.

1. For dinner tonight I'm having a Cumberland sausage. What are you having, a Cumbernauld sausage?

2. Have you seen that dude with the Cumberland sausage? He creeps me out.

by FunkDaBeat October 4, 2014

Cumberbutchering

1. a phenomenon of people on the Internet butchering the name of actor Benedict Cumberbatch to such a degree, where it practically has no similarities to the original version, yet still is recognized by everyone.

- Buckingham Charizard
- Stop cumberbutchering, Andrew, you’re going to drive me insane!

by reesespuffssweater July 7, 2022