cuffing the carrot

for a male to have his female or male partner put his condom on him, but at the same time she or he is giving him a handjob

While my girl was cuffing the carrot last night I got cum all over her.

by sunshineyy June 30, 2008

cuffing season

the time of year in which more people are "talking" and start going out.

Karen: "Well, homecoming is underway"

Ellie: "Of course, Jake is my date"

Karen: "Ooh, are you guys talking?"

Ellie: "No"

Ellie: "Why do you ask?"

Karen: "Well, homecoming is usually cuffing season".

Ellie: "Oh."

by men_in_black_1000 October 20, 2010

cuffing

to hide something, normally drugs, in the female vagina. (Common police jargon.)

I arrested Jill yesterday. She was cuffing a bag of crack. So I charged her with that too.

by tjs721 August 9, 2007

Cuffing the undertoe

When one slips on their shoe without fully putting the heel part on so that they can help their girlfriend take out their stinky garbage in record time, albeit without exerting much energy.

Tony: I dont have time to put my shoes on for this garbage doo-hickey chore thing

Bri: simple solution- try cuffing the undertoe

by antbell21 January 12, 2019

Cumfingers

The result of masturbating in your hand.

‘I had cumfingers after that wank’ said Ronnie

by AstrayMind98 May 9, 2020

culling

It’s when Nem grabs your hair and cums at the same time ig.

Nem grabbing hair and also cumming which is culling

by BRUH HOWS YALL NAMES TAKEN September 9, 2021

Culking

(verb) to strategically visit a location (predominantly coffee shops, cafes, or bars) with the intention of finding a significant other or mate. This is typically done to begin conversation or gain the attention of an employee or regular customer that of the establishment.

Alex can’t come to the gym, he’s busy culking at the new coffee shop and pretending to work.

Maddy goes to Java Joint to study so Scott has been culking there.

by Bubbabooie March 3, 2022