Crysturbating

To masturbate using the tears of oneself, or another.

Billy's gambling addition became a never ending cycle of crying, masturbating, and ultimately, crysturbating his woes away, along with bank account contents.

by TPH007 June 14, 2015

casturbate

verb. the act of pleasuring oneself with a broken arm.

I had to casturbate today,I couldn't take it anylonger.

by Jdisco September 7, 2013

casturbate

Casting porn from your tiny phone/tablet to your giant TV screen via a streaming device (Chromecast, AppleTV, Roku, Fire Stick, etc.)

Babe, I can't see that on your tiny iPhone5 screen, casturbate it!

by NotFunny_JustWrong May 23, 2016

casturbate

masturbating with a cast on, or using your hand with out the cast on to masturbate

Casturbate

by room440 December 13, 2010

crysterbate

crysterbating is when girls get really upset about getting broken up with and masturbate while tears are streaming down their face into their cunts and moistening their clitoris.

you're welcome.

Jenny was devastated after Joe dumped her. As she sat on her bed, sobbing uncontrollably, she realized her tears had soaked through her panties, moistening her clitoris into a swollen, tender state. She could no longer control her urges, and began to crysterbate furiously while tears poured down her face.

by Blacc Hole January 25, 2010

cryturbation

A spontaneous outpouring of tears during an intense mastrubation session.

Garry was so sad that his hamster died, he had to resort to cryturbation to get over the grief.

by Miceank July 27, 2014

Crysturbation

When one needs to cry, and uses sad fan fiction to help.

When she needs to cry, she uses sad Muke fan fiction to help her through her session of crysturbation.

by BruhItsLoganIdk October 24, 2015