Special Constable

A citizen empowered by the law to keep the Queen's peace.

To protect and serve those who are in need and to bring to justice those scrotes and undesirables who think its big and hard to break the law.

Scrote assaults an old age pensioner in order to steal the contents of her purse. A grand total of £12.46.

The pensioner is admitted to hospital with serious head injuries as the scrote used a lump of wood to beat her about the head. She later dies of her injuries and it is now a murder inquiry. These sickening thugs will get brought to justice. But what is left for the frail old lady who is now dead, and what do her family go through?

Scrotes need to be caught - and will be caught. They will be caught by Police officers - some of them Special Constables!!!!

by Paul November 29, 2004

crustless

In the most general sense, anything crustless is the outcome of an intensified suburban culture. The term "crustless" itself refers to the act of cutting crust off of a sandwich in order to make it more palatable for a crustless child. But the sandwiches are just the beginning. Being crustless is a lifestyle, not just a way to eat...see thecrustless.blogspot.com for good examples

"Did you see that kid's zip-off pants? Those are so crustless!"

by Crust Master August 23, 2011

constable bukkake

An anchor man In a circle jerk, the event organizer at a strictly all male bukkake party, usually someone named BORIS

Has constable bukkake arrived yet? I'm ready for the party.

by BeastFun January 21, 2018

Crustalufagus

the state of crustiness that is beetlejuice in the 1988 movie

"that can't even be described as crust anymore- it's crustalufagus"

by jae_iguess October 16, 2021

Crusticle

noun; A wad, cone, or mass of crust.

After leaving your socks on for long periods of time, crusticles begin to form between your toes.

by LolPhayul May 29, 2011

courtable

Adj: the quality of being legitimately able to be brought to court.

Girl1: This ho is suing me for calling her a bitch, which she is.
Girl2: Is that even courtable?!

Dude1: Dude, i was such a drunkassbitch when i left the party last night, i can't believe i made it home safe.
Dude2: You best watch yoself, driving drunk is a courtable-ass offense.

by betch.deck March 13, 2011

Crystale

A girl who is utterly sweet and is beautiful inside and out. Someone who will rock your world and bed.

I met a girl last night, she is such a crystale.

by Lynn Tran is cooool October 18, 2008