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Boring cuntiness 

Boring cuntiness is an illness that people are diagnosed with if they are rude, annoying , mean for no reason , and have absolutely no sense of humour.

The disease was first discovered by K.R. And M.B.
I diagnose TW with boring cuntiness

cutiness 

When someone is so cute and adorable it's just unmeasurable!
Teddy you are just pure cutiness!
cutiness by Mi6ka December 4, 2010

butt hole crusties 

when you miss a piece of poo when wipeing, and your butt itches for the rest of the day.
"damn my butt wont stop itching! i think i have butt hole crusties."

coot crusties 

the vagina sauce that u get stuck in ur pubes after a long nite of fucking
i gotta get a shower and wash the coot crusties off my hammer!!
coot crusties by goochiebunga February 20, 2011

heaven for rustiness 

The phrase that a recent US migrant uses to insult a company operating in a 3rd world country whose offer he has rejected for obscure reasons

literal meaning: A place where people can actually get rust on their balls
Loser1: Get your history right, have you ever worked at PNS??
Loser2: Its a heaven for rustiness!

trustiness 

A word that New York Times made up because they couldn't spell truthiness. Stephen Colbert, upon discovering this (he created truthiness), made his next "Word" Cat, so that the Times could have an easier time getting the word right.
N/A, trustiness isn't a fucking word!!!!
trustiness by K3n7 September 8, 2008
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Throat Sweats 

The feeling and build up in your mouth/throat of saliva that sometimes accompanies nausea.
Oh man those burritos gave me the throat sweats, I hope I don’t have food poisoning.
Throat Sweats by TacoFings420 April 23, 2024
Word of the Day on October 11, 2026
Being ignored by someone when making a statement or asking a question. Also known as blanked and turfed.
Person 1: Did u watch ** last nite?
Person 2:......
Person 3: O no u got aired!
aired by Pietro February 9, 2005
Word of the Day on October 10, 2026

piddlefart

Instead of doing my homework, I decided to piddlefart around for two hours.
piddlefart by Rene April 25, 2005
Word of the Day on October 9, 2026
anyone who succeeds in disgracing/over indulging themselves in the throws of clubland
28 hours and 4 clubs later, gurning for england but still refusing to go home - a total wrongun!!
wrongun by bevvers March 21, 2007
Word of the Day on October 8, 2026

square grouper

Nickname given to bales of marijuana thrown overboard or out of airplanes. Origin is reportedly from members of the US Coast Guard in the area of Southern Florida.
"Base we've got some square groupers floating outside of Miami harbor."
square grouper by slipsheet November 6, 2004
Word of the Day on October 7, 2026
A girl who does ballet and only talks about ballet. Her schedule is filled with dance classes which does not allow her to do any other activity.
"Hey, do you know that girl Sally?"

"Yeah, she's kind of annoying. All she ever talks about it ballet."

"Wow, what a Bunhead."

"Hey Sally, you want to hang out this weekend?"
"I can't, I have dance."
"You're such a Bunhead."

"Yeah... I know."
Bunhead by Jen00 October 24, 2014
Word of the Day on October 6, 2026
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