That's the way the cookie crumbles

As if to say "That's how life rolls." It's also a good response for when somebody says something you don't know HOW to respond to. It's also just a cute thing to say.

1.
Girl. Classic vegetable is better than chicken noodle.
Boy. No it's not.
Girl. How?
Boy. That's the way the cookie crumbles!

2.

Boy. Your eyes are beautiful.
Girl. Uhm...that's the way the cookie crumbles!

3.

Boy. You're so weird lawlz.
Girl. That's the way the cookie crumbles.

by tooswoleforyou666 August 3, 2011

Victorless Crumbsfelt

a person who loses in everything that they attempt; a pathetic person; a dorky loser; Chauncey; a herb

one friend talking to another friend about a third friend:
"He struck out with that girl again. He is such a victorless crumbsfelt that it almost makes me feel bad for him."

"haha... yeah, ALMOST!"

by dbmetter October 16, 2008

crumbles

crumbles: another way too say marijuana/pot!

hey man, you hanging out with crumbles tonight?

by dough6 June 5, 2005

that's the way the cookie crumbles

it can mean, "that's life" or "that's how it goes" at the end of a conversation about bad things.

"My dog died last night, and then I broke a nail."
"That's the way the cookie crumbles, honey!"

by Meg May 26, 2004

that's the way the cookie crumbles

one of the stupideszt sayings ever.

bob: omg i shit my pantz

John: lmao that's the way the cookie crumbles

bob: stfu fag.

by imjustapoorboynobodylovesme December 21, 2006

crumbster

is a peice of total trash but is stil loved by everyone

www. twitch.tv/Crumbstervr

by Shino hendrix June 17, 2018

that's the way the cookie crumbles

This is said when something bad has happened to someone - implying that it is was just bad luck.

Could also suggest that this bad luck had to happen to someone.

Tony: Oh gawd - I got paired with Micky D?
Matthew: That's the way the cookie crumbles!

by pdc May 26, 2004